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One thing I love about Judaism is that long involved conversations about things like “can a zombie attend shul?” or “can i use my pet dragon to light candles on shabbat?” or “is meat from a replicator kosher?” are seen as completely normal.

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By Yash Pandit

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I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

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Some interesting stats from a survey taken from this article:

This is what Bisexuals mean by Pansexuality perpetrated harmful stereotypes that affect us IRL & how we’re seen in the community. I found this on Twitter and had to share.

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HELLO??

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Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

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Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

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Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

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Animal fun fact: this is my neighbors' dog. He's dumb and polite and his favorite treat is stale bread. No, we don't know why.

I love him. Rate this dog a 13 out of 12.

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No offense but please don't call Jack Black hot.

why would you say no offense and then go on to offend me 

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Animal fun fact: my cat is a little criminal baby and to avoid her getting dehydrated we "forget" a cup with water on the table. She thinks she's being hella stealthy and "stealing" water from her moms while it's all a clever ploy to get her dumb ass to drink

Oh this is brilliant

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this video is making me SOB

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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

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This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme