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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

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so fucked up that baby rats are like adult rats but small

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Behold ...babies.

Smol babies, fuzzy babies, soup stealing lol bastard babies.

Da woyks

They are perfect and flawless and I would kill for them

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Space Marines: Mutant abomination supersoldiers, surgically enhanced living weapons of a fascist empire, made from mutilated kidnapped children, implanted with the DNA of a demigod, live for war and no other purpose

Me: They are little baby boys who need their Daddy and lots of attention or they will cry

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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• hard exoskeleton concealing squishy vital bits inside

• wide body with segmented limbs and downturned mouthparts

• many specialized organs and glands

• comprise about 25% of currently known guys

• god’s favourite

the rumor come out: does astartes is beetles?

Astartes DOES is beetles

And sometimes arachnid

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A farm fresh blueberry

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Euphrati Keeler: Sadie, have you been using my Pictoshop program just so you can insert yourself into every pict you took of captain Loken?

Mersadie: …..

E.K.: SADIE.

(texture from the pack by Princess_of_Shadows on Deviantart)

@flunkyofmalcador @crysdrawsthings @fuukonomiko @ultramarineblues @pholcidae @tw6464sloreblog

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Mournival

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has this been done yet

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christian missionary work is a millennias-long social experiment to find out what the dumbest thing someone could possibly do is

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I'm in the middle of a very unpleasant recovery process (got some wisdom teeth removed), so I drew a smiling Ogata to cheer myself up.

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also my original drawing that sparked probably the wildest death threat attack against me has been salvaged, after tumblr took it down and pretended to give it back to me

goth hijabi and her sweet lolita gf

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the reason you hear about Italian-American gangsters but not Jewish-American gangsters (despite the fact that they both exist/existed) is that Jewish gangsters really didn’t want to be gangsters. there were no dynasties in Jewish organized crime, nothing got passed down from generations. the ones that survived the FBI crackdown on organized crime moved west and made sure their kids became doctors and lawyers and then never talked about it again. they very intentionally left no legacy to speak of despite it being well known that the Italian mob was in close quarters with the Jewish mob back in the day. it’s very interesting

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Tojoctober Day 19. Sea

I don't think I'm ready for this game tbh 🥹🥹