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some casual traitor primachs, morty and pert

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Don't worry he's just taking a nap 🦇

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Has anyone seen Mortarion's transformation, has E managed to capture him too or is he free to make mischief/rescue Konrad

Morty temporarily went and joined the other flying babies!

If you boop bubble-Magnus' nose he glows like a lava lamp.

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when your dad goes to the store and leaves your shithead brother in charge

Details:

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Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

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opinion on the Space Marine 2 design

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"There is no such thing as someone else's child" ("Чужих детей не бывает")- Russian proverb meaning that you need to take care of all children, no matter whether they are your own or not.

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A conversation from the first days after Guilliman's resurrection.

calgar: lord, there's something i've been meaning to talk to you about--

guilliman: --one moment, calgar-- *blasts cherub out of the air* sorry about that, go ahead

calgar: ...actually, it's about that

calgar: is there a reason you keep shooting cherubs?

guilliman: what are cherubs?

guilliman:

guilliman: wait

guilliman: we make those things?!??!?!

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Baby Rob Sheanigans! (Aka do not try to get you prinarch son to sleep by explaining tax law to him)

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I read The Infinite and the Divine a few months ago and I have very strong feelings about the end of this book.

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As promised, @ghostinthegallery two bastard men

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Nothing more dangerous than a bored killer.

(Sorry if you rb’d before the lighting was really bothering me so I fixed it a bit xP)

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They're both trying to kill each other, Trazyn is just sillier about it.

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Vishani in action

The creature has been released.



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Clingy