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Trudeau has announced he's stepping down as slutty, slutty bottom because he couldn't hold it in anymore, it is spilling out and making a mess all over the place.
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somehow recognized the resemblance this image of King Charles has to a specific oldstyle AI image gen of an “evil puppy with a dark soul”
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"i never see you at the club" well i never see you at the hour and forty five minute long video essay on the history of animatronics by defunctland
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2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad :: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae
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Had my hairline lined up around my dome.
Just asked a new barber to clean up my hairline around the top. It was the first time I asked for this as I was hesitant to be made balder and wondered if the barber would think its silly. However Ive seen bald guys with nice defined hairlines around their tops and think it looks sharp.. With the 1/4" of whispy thin hair removed it gave me a more definite hairline. He took more off the one side that was higher also so now it's more symmetric and the top appears to rise up more in a dome with the sides starting a little lower. I think it makes the hair I do have look thicker which I like. My bald top is now slightly wider and the dipped area is wider but I think it looks cleaner and more of a neat round feature without any fuzz and a sharper hairline ringing around it. I also think having the whispy hair removed will makes it look more solid when I put something on it to make it shiny.
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pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.
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Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.
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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"
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"Suburbs" are a type of vile geomancy, invented by agents of the demiurge for the explicit torment of innocent souls who want to "walk around" or "get a bite to eat"
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