madamemcpuffin
I'm bitches.
67K posts
Take a look around. Leave some love.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
madamemcpuffin · 7 hours ago
Text
in case anyone was thinking about feeling sorry for that CEO
Tumblr media
7K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 7 hours ago
Text
I know that everyone complains about ultra-bright LED headlights but holy shit.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 8 hours ago
Text
they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
Tumblr media Tumblr media
33K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 8 hours ago
Text
my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
93K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 8 hours ago
Text
Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
24K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 8 hours ago
Text
Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
60K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 21 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
just fell to my knees
584 notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 21 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
a crozier per episode → five. first shot a winner, lads
1K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 21 hours ago
Text
if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her
14K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 21 hours ago
Note
GAY TEST QUESTION #1 would you prefer a tight ass or a loose ass
why do you guys talk to me like this
310 notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 22 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
476 notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 22 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
24K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 22 hours ago
Text
1K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 22 hours ago
Text
it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
Tumblr media
321K notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
759 notes · View notes
madamemcpuffin · 2 days ago
Text
You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine
63K notes · View notes