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the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan

(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)

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Why would he do this to squidward

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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clay sylvie i made for the anniversary!! unfortunately im quite late but still,, !!

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fun with the safety sign generator

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Also that "semen and gay uncle" thing is literally disgusting. Simon and Garfunkel would be rolling over in their grave if they knew their so-called "fans" spoke about them like that.

IT WAS A JOKE GO AWAY YOU FREAK

2. SIMON AND GARFUNKEL ARE BOTH ALIVE????

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it's still april, happy sonic death month

inspired by

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I hated the think levels

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inviting a girl over to my home for sex, before leading her into my bedroom and leaving to the bathroom to get changed. moment's later, a series of puzzle boxes lower from the ceiling and i announce over the microphone that she is being tested. i forget to mute the mic so the sounds of me jacking off while i watch her do the puzzles is audible to her

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Wik from Wik and the Fable of Souls has been confirmed for somrehing

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When I was little, I had a little white cat and I would dye her fur various shades of pink with beets and beet water. I got really good at mixing up different ratios of beets and water to make different shades of pink. Giving her blush and giving her a raccoon tail were my favorite, but sometimes I gave her two racing stripes down her back or polka dots or just fucked around real stupid. Pissed both my parents off so crazy bad.

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ViralHog the dog dispenses a random pill once every 2 hours

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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

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Benny’s in game model looks like he’s constantly disassociating