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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food
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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food
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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
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did trash pickup volunteering today with my bf but it snowed so he was having trouble seeing the trash under the snow thirty minutes in i start digging out a monster can and he hits me with 'so what has my little truffle hog found for me this time?'
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link to the tweet
Please support Shoroq in any way you can! She is only £186 away from her goal!!
£8,314 raised out of £8,500 as of 08/03
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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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