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thoughts and prayers for the stairs mitch mcconnell hit his head on

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"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"

You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

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i bet it feels good as fuck to be a hive mind as long as its that way for everyone else

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"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.

[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"

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the way that people post the publicly accessible home addresses of billionaires online as a vague threat is so corny and posturing. for 10 years I've seen people go "btw this is where this guy lives!" only for nothing to happen because they're hoping someone else will eventually take one for the team, or that they can magically will a coherant movement to combat these people into existence. nobody even mails poop anymore.

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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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the first time i ever had an edible i was watching Jersey Shore and i thought i was having a psychic moment because the phone rang on the show and i was like “ 🗿 she is going to pick it up and say Hello 🧠” and was correct

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woahh slay shinji-kun