awkwardbirdnoise
awkwardbirdnoise
A trash blog for a trash writer
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Also known as the author, Morgan Barrows. My first book "Hero of the Arcane" was released at the end of January 2016. It's available on Amazon and Kindle. I am recovering from a brain injury so please excuse the occassional stupidity.
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awkwardbirdnoise · 2 days ago
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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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awkwardbirdnoise · 3 days ago
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awkwardbirdnoise · 3 days ago
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I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha
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we finish this together
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awkwardbirdnoise · 3 days ago
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Sevika's first day as a counselor
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My baby standing up to the snobs that treated her people horribly for years <3333
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awkwardbirdnoise · 3 days ago
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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awkwardbirdnoise · 3 days ago
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The answer to your question: almonds.
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awkwardbirdnoise · 9 days ago
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Edgin whacking people with his lute
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awkwardbirdnoise · 9 days ago
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The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
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Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
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awkwardbirdnoise · 9 days ago
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Harvesting my wheat
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awkwardbirdnoise · 12 days ago
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awkwardbirdnoise · 14 days ago
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miss matsuri!!!!
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