macchickenlegend

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i bet little james potter made friendship bracelets to sell and he gave regulus the first one he made for free

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the absolute pure fear and anxiety when you’re next level in love with a girl who doesn’t even know you like girls and you want to say something to them but it sounds too down bad but you say it anyway while adding a dozen umms and likes to make it sound more casual because they can’t know you like them but you have to say this to them because they need to know they are loved.

fuck

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Regulus, super drunk and slurring: Hey James, can I tell you something?

James: Yes. Regulus?

Regulus: You should be my boyfriend.

James: Love, I'm your husband.

Regulus, giggles: That’s nice

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Now's your chance to throw a table at someone! Go! Go! No, no stop scrolling!! Throw a table at someone! JESUS JUST FUCKIN- *throws table at you*

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I’m fine

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btw list of things i do not support. If you support these unfollow.

Nazis

racism

homophobia

transphobia

trump

honestly most billionaires

Pedophilia

beastiality

hypocrites

ablism

both zionism and antisemitism

honestly like any hate ever

if you can’t handle that get off my blog.

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Don't kill yourself Donald Trump hasn't died yet and you can't let him outlive you

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The hottest thing Regulus Black can do is commit acts of violence and play the drums.

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arrest meee~ but be sexyyyy~

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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voldemort would separate barty and evan during death eater meetings bc they couldn’t behave if they were sitting next to each other

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Marlene: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!

Lily: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

Marlene: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

Dorcas: I like you.

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u look at this shit and u think "oh it's probably js an cute romance webtoon, js silly little things"

((spoilers under the cut

they killed the child.

THEY KILLED THE MOTHER FUCKING CHILD.

when i catch that whale, WHEN I CATCH THAT WHALE.

AND THE WORST PART: HIM AND GALE JS CONFESSED.

AHHHHHHH IMMA KMS NOT EVEN JOKING.

IM CRYING AND MY EYES ALMOST DONT PRODUCE TEARS

WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY HUH?? WHAT ABOUT THAT PARTY??????

omg cobby if i see u in the streets, i swear to the gods, we are going to have such a PRETTY TALK

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Barty and Evan questioning James after he gets with Regulus…

Barty: Your lactose intolerance is a deal breaker. I mean how are you gonna protect him if you can’t stand up to milk

James:…

Evan: And you can barely see without your glasses how can we be sure you’ll see a future with him

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Jily is not “he wore her down” it’s “he grew the hell up and she noticed and suddenly it was her who couldn’t look away.”

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Someone said Sirius would beat Joanne's transphobic ass and he would do it in a skirt and I agree.

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btw i care very much about what people think so if i ever send you pictures i consider to be embarrassing then i trust you like very much okay so like there’s that