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i just saw the funniest most completely baseless map of anything i've ever seen in my entire life
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My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.
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Stay strong. Please. For all the sunrises yet to come.
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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remember chat. the most hopepunk thing isn’t actually the quest for a better life and a better world. it’s actually to never give up the secret belief that both of those things are possible no matter what and to never let that fire go completely out
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If you’re ever having a breakdown, just remember the wise words of the lord himself
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I'm like. cute. I think I might be cute. I think you might be cute too. let's try being less mean to ourselves. I think we all might be really pretty
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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At the beginning of this year I got so frustrated and angry at my boss that I was genuinely playing like 200 games of microsoft solitaire at the end of my shift every single night because it was the only way I knew how to vent my anger without completely blowing up everything and I ended up getting really really good at it on account of playing 1,800 games of solitaire over a period of a month and then one day I just quit and did not play again for 6 months and I still don't really know why this happened
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.
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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
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