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im sorry, why doesn’t squirrel girl have a bulge in marvel rivals?
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Newsflash!!! If your doctor says your baby has "gonads" that need removal or that there is a genital "deformity" these words are code for intersex baby. REFUSE UROLOGY SURGERY FOR YOUR INFANT UNLESS THEY CAN PROVE IT WILL EFFECT YOUR BABY IN THE NEXT YEAR. sometimes urethras are blocked or there's legitimate impact to functionality. Otherwise almost always surgery can wait till your child is old enough to understand what is happening. As someone who went through pediatric urology- you don't want them operating unless it's 100% necessary. The procedures are gruesome and traumatic (and often not anesthetized) most people use it as a first resort when surgery should ALWAYS be a last resort especially for minors.
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I know the invitation to suck your cock to the base was an insult directed at YouTube. But uh.... im down if you are 👀
who sent this. i just wanna talk. who sent me this. which one of you sent me this ask
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this does also work! this is how i was getting around it last night before the ublock patch came out lol
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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so we're really all just done with google's shit, huh
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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its just me and my 24 pack hawaiian rolls against the world
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really feeling the weight of the “when you hit 5k notes tumblr starts sending Dipshits at you like minibosses” rule lmaoooo
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theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars
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everyone saying to use firefox or newpipe or freetube or whatever is insufferable yeah but special mention to the people saying to use brave browser. thats still chromium. ur not doin shit lmao
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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(kicks down door) PUT SOME GODDAMN (throws things across the room with my telekinesis) CURLY HAIRSTYLES (crashing noises, cats yowling) IN YOUR FUCKASS (nuclear bomb explosion) PICREW
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hey you should reblog this version instead
you can turn quick fixes back on! you just have to hit "update now" instead of "apply changes"
the devil works hard but ublock origin works harder
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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inherently don’t trust anyone who’s workout playlist isn’t at least 1/4 early 2010s top 100 hits
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omg
it's the rare and elusive kobold
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good fortune for u but u gotta say yip
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good morning crew! lets push this boulder!
good morning kings let’s push this boulder
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