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tord, can you show us your arms for a while? we're worried
TORD: …You may be wondering why I have a robot arm now.
TORD: I just thought it would be really cool, you know? To have a robot arm. The only thing is it makes it really hard to mastur–
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popee was put on popcorn duty once
once
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Feed me your chocolates so i can die of allergies
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A man took too much space in the public transportation, so I intentionally stepped on his foot :-))
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hey if we’re mutuals feel free to
loot my corpse for valuables
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Deviantart Prank with friends:
1. Gather your buddies.
2. Pick an unsuspecting 13 year old (preferably with OCs)
3. Send them fanart.
4. Sit back and watch dreams come true
#best prank#i might do this if i find the time#this is so nice i wish people did this for me when i was 13#reblog
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keith’s in love with a starboy・°☆
based off ミ☆
#LOOK AT ARDIRANANA#looK AT HER AR TSHEH SO TALENTED AND AMAZING AND HOLY SHIT IM A DEAD BEE FOLLOW HER RIHG T F N O W IM IN TEARS#MY CHE ST HURT#HOLY SHTI#SHE IS MY IRL FIREND I M UCKING#QUE COLOR ES MI PEDO#DIOS MIO#FOLLOW!!!!!!!!! THEM!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#FOLLOW#reblog#voltron
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