m-shroomhead

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In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

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it is ALANA MAXWELL’S BIRTHDAY and the day is ALMOST OVER and tumblr has been REAL QUIET ABOUT IT.............

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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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I NEVER GET TIRED OF THE HANDS ON HIPS POSE THIS GUY IS A LEVEL 300 EVIL PSYCHIC WIZARD IN A GALAXY THAT HAS KILLED OFF MOST OF THE GOOD PSYCHIC WIZARDS  AND HE WAS THE MOST POWERFUL PSYCHIC WIZARD PRETTY MUCH EVER ANYWAY  AND NOW HE’S ON ROBO-STILTS TO MAKE HIM SEVEN FEET TALL AND WEARING THE MOST TERRIFYING DEATH’S HEAD MASK EVER AND CAN SENSE YOUR THOUGHTS AND HAS THE ABILITY TO KNOW WHEN YOUR SHOTS ARE COMING HE IS BASICALLY JUST AN UNSTOPPABLE NIGHTMARE LIKE DARTH VADER IS LEGITIMATELY A WALKING HORROR AND HE STILL

STILL PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT IS WHAT WILL MAKE HIM INTIMIDATING NOT THE ABILITY TO CHOKE YOU WITH HIS THOUGHTS OR SET YOU ON FIRE WITH HIS PLASMA CHAINSAW OF A SWORD OR TEAR YOUR MIND APART NO IT’S THE DISAPPOINTED DAD HANDS ON HIPS THAT’LL REALLY GET PEOPLE TO BE SCARED OF HIM OH ANAKIN BB I LOVE YOU FOREVER

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clonecobi rights💥

instagram / twitter / patreon

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you are NOT immune to penis serious

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society doesnt know im a film major and am absolutely thinking about adapting a 50th anniversary remake of goncharov because i think thats just what the world needs now

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technically im a few hours late but. happy birthday you fucking freak

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Been playing Disco Elysium and it’s great.

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You've sent between 10 and 15 of these now, always at 8:47AM, EST. I've become part of your daily routine. An alarm clock, of sorts. I am deeply honored.

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guy challenges slenderman to a dance contest; wins, of course

[entry #72]

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Astrophotographer, in Idaho, captures falling meteor fireball.

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WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Circle of Bind White Boy

Aura Lobotomy

Hail of Gnome Corpses

Transmute Blunt

Vengabeam

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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/ i'll be your nine pin

song

thinking about si-5... thinking about devotion, and the unwavering belief they have in each other that they will come through because they are the best of the best, and what happened the one time they couldnt :')