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reblog for sample size blah blah you already know

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Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!

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Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

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Joycon drift is just Link following his impulsive thoughts

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If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage

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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

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"kids are detransitioning"

no. actually, children now feel comfortable and accepted enough to experiment with their gender, pronouns, name, and presentation. and while some of them end up realizing they were cis the entire time, they now have a new understanding and appreciation for one of the most marginalized and abused groups of people in the world.

there, I fixed your shitty headline.

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that time of year

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my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

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everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.