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Must Read Parkner fics

PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by Mauvera

that one marvel twitter fic by @sl33pybear

Challenge Accepted by saladbabie

To Build a Family series by @thompsborn

It's Always Who is Spider-Man, Never How is Spider-Man by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz

Off The Rails by JamieB93

And they were roommates by @official-impravidus

we are wild, we are like young volcanoes by @lilacsandlilies4

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It´s me, showing this one colored in text literally everywhere @avernotown

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Masterlist

Disclaimer: All characters and the world of Shadowhunters included in every one of these fics belong to Cassandra Clare, I am not generating income from writing these.

Key:

fics I consider to be some of my best works in italics

old fics crossed out 

The Last Hours:

Sibling relationships:

Carstairs siblings- “Nothing is wrong with you.”

Carstairs siblings- “What happened to you?”

Blackthorn siblings- “I thought you were gone.”

Blackthorn siblings- “What did you expect?”

Ariadne Bridgestock x Anna Lightwood

Arianna- “You’ve always got me.”

Arianna- “At least try, would you?”

Arianna- “Please don’t cry.”

Arianna- “If you don’t hold me right now I think I might fall apart.”

Cordelia Carstairs x Matthew Fairchild

Matthew and Cordelia- “This feels wrong.”

Matthew and Cordelia- “You’re the only one I want to wake up next to.”

Matthew and Cordelia- “You meant too much to me.”

Matthew and Cordelia- “Kiss me.”

Matthew and Cordelia- “Shouldn’t you be with him?”

Cordelia Carstairs x James Herondale

Jordelia- “Who cares about what they think?”

Jordelia- “I won’t let you.”

Jordelia- “Who hurt you?”

Jordelia- “It’s late. Shouldn’t you be asleep?”

Jordelia- “Stay here tonight.”

Jordelia- “Shouldn’t you be with her?”

Jordelia- “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”

Jordelia- “I’ll keep you warm.”

Jordelia- “After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”

Jordelia: “Let go of me.”

Jordelia- “Forget it.”

Jordelia- “You always felt like home.”

Jordelia- “You look amazing tonight.”

Jordelia- “Oh! You’re jealous!”

Thomas Lightwood

Thomas Lightwood- “You think I’m beautiful?”

Thomas Lightwood x Alastair Carstairs

Thomastair- “You think I’m beautiful?”

Thomastair- “I fell in love with you, not them.”

Thomastair- “Dance with me.”

Thomastair- “You make me feel safe.”

Thomastair- “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”

Thomastair- “Can’t you stay a little longer?”

Thomastair- “Can’t you stay a little longer?” sequel/ “How could you ask me that?”

Thomastair- “Can’t you stay a little longer?” chapter 3/ “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”

Thomastair- “Please don’t cry.”

Thomastair- “Why are you awake?”

Thomastair- “I think I’m in love with you.”

Thomastair- “I thought you were gone.”

Thomastair- “Let go of me!”

Thomastair: “Shouldn’t you be with him?”

Thomastair- “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

Thomastair- “No one’s seen you in days.”

Jesse Blackthorn x Lucie Herondale

Jesse x Lucie- “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

Jesse x Lucie- “Please just kiss me already.”

Jesse x Lucie- “If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

Jesse x Lucie- “Have you seen my shirt?” “No.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

Jesse x Lucie- “You look amazing tonight.”

Jesse x Lucie- “Is this okay?”

Jesse x Lucie- “Kiss me.”

Jesse x Lucie- “We’re so dead.”

Jesse x Lucie- “I let myself forget how dangerous you can be.”

Jesse x Lucie- “Can’t you stay a little longer?”

Jesse x Lucie- “Oh, you’re jealous!”

Jesse x Lucie: “Dance with me.”

Jesse x Lucie- “I can’t sleep. Can you stay here tonight?”

Misc.

The Merry Thieves- “What do you want me to say?”

James and Lucie meeting Mina as ghosts

The entire TLH gang meeting Mina as ghosts

Will and The Merry Thieves in the aftermath of the Ballroom Incident

The Infernal Devices:

Will adjusting to being head of the Institute

Tessa Gray x Will Herondale

Wessa- “Tell me more.”

Wessa- (TLH era) “Who cares about what they think?”

Wessa- “You haven’t lost me.”

Wessa- “My wife is more badass than me!”

Wessa- “Don’t you ever do that again!”

Wessa- Will’s parents meeting James

Wessa- “They’re so cute when they’re asleep!”

Tessa Gray x Jem Carstairs

Jessa- “You make every day worth living.”

Jessa- “Please don’t cry.” 

Tessa Gray x Jem Carstairs x Will Herondale

Herongraystairs- “Breathe.” and “What did I do to deserve this?”

Cecily Herondale x Gabriel Lightwood

Gabrily- “Can I kiss you?”

Gabrily- “Dance with me.”

Gabrily- “Who cares what they think?”

Gabrily- “What did you expect?”

Gabrily- “I can’t sleep, can I stay here tonight?”

Gabrily- “Why are you awake?”

Gabrily- Cecily telling Gabriel she’s pregnant with Anna

Gabrily- Will walking in on them kissing

Other:

Sophideon- “Don’t cry.”

Sophideon- “What happened to you?”

Charlotte x Henry- “Do you even still love me?”

The Mortal Instruments:

Jace and Alec- “Well, this is officially the worst day of my life.” + “I let myself forget how dangerous you can be.”

Clary and Alec- “We’re so dead.”

Sizzy- “Come here.”

Sizzy- “Because I love you.”

The Dark Artfiices:

Emma Carstairs- “Breathe.”

Haline: “Can I kiss you?”

Haline- “What did I do to deserve this?”

Julian- “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”

Blackstairs- “You’re so adorable.”

Blackstairs- “Can I kiss you?”

Marktina- “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”

Kiertina- “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”

Kierarktina- “Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”

Kierarktina- “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

The Wicked Powers:

Mina and Tessa- “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”

Ty Blackthorn x Kit Herondale:

KitTy-  “Am I your lock screen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

KitTy- “I wasn’t lying when I said I loved you.”

KitTy- “I am home.” + “I’m right where I belong.”

KitTy- “Because I love you!”

KitTy- “We’re so dead.”

KitTy- “You think I’m beautiful?”

KitTy- “Stay here tonight.”

KitTy- “I have always been honest with you.”

If you’re viewing this as a reblog, could you pls check the original post bc I’m constantly updating this with new fics💛

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I´m going to be a gay witch now and nobody can stop me

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Standards

My parents have these crazy standards to everything that I do. Like, it´s literally not okay for me to be bad at something because ‘I believe you could be really good at this‘ but at the same time it okay for all of my siblings to be bad at the easiest things. So I´m not allowed to be bad at chemistry? But it´s fine if my sibling can´t do basic maths? If my other sibling couldn´t read for like the first six years of school? That´s fine? But I´m crazy if I don´t understand chemistry?

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Lycllu - it kinda sounds like iglo at least in my head

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

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Skipping School

My sister and my dad try to convince me into skipping four lessons on thursday (maybe even five) simply because I don´t like them and it´s the end of the school year. I don´t wanna but... shouldn´t they want me to go to school? What´s wrong with them?

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• eco cottage •

i’ve worked on this cursed build for weeks, and it still didn’t come out looking the way i wanted, but here it is anyway. now please kindly excuse me whilst i go and viciously rage at myself for my inexcusable failure to execute my vision :)

info

2 versions: one with no cc, and one that just uses my eco lifestyle liberated plants, which you can get here

lot type: residential

lot size: 20x20

lot price: §166,400 (or thereabouts. unreasonable either way)

1 bedroom, 2 bath, and a large attic-ish space upstairs on 2nd floor (also there’s a little study that you can convert into a second bedroom)

built in Windenburg on the ‘Cottage Am See’ lot (where the free spirits live)

playtested

ea id: a-winged-llama

dl (sfs): [NO CC]  |  [with cc plants]

@maxismatchccworld (thank you!)

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Hi! Idk if you're taking requests? Or if this is already done? But I love reading everything you post and would love if you could do one on Pete Parker being a college student mess? Thanks!!!

Chaotic Peter Parker + College sounds absolutely horrifying and I am 100% here for it! Also, thanks for reading my blog, Love, I'm excited for this:

With a lot of convincing from Aunt May, Peter agrees to go to MIT instead of NYU.

He decides to spend freshman year in the dorms. When he tells Tony, the man is horrified.

Tony immediately begins suggesting apartments with pools and multiple stories. The boy quickly shuts him down, "Mr. Stark I want a few more normal years before I become the heir to your company please"

Of course Peter's going to co-own SI with Harley Keener.

The pair settles for an elite, on campus dorm as long as Tony gets to pay for it. "I insists, Parker."

Their dorm fits four people, Peter, Ned, Harley, and much to Tony and Pepper's surprise Harry Osborn.

Tony's flabbergasted that he wasn't the first billionaire Peter had met, but let's it slide.

He's totally jealous

Whenever Peter's never packed with work, he's usually out Spider-Manning.

The only downside is he has to have Happy pick him up or drive himself all the way to Queens so no one gets suspicious of his identity.

With his work and extra curricular activities, Peter has a hard time doing his internship.

At first, he tried to go to the Compound every weekend, but when that happened Peter spent more time studying than in the lab with his father figure mentor.

They adjust to him going over less and less. Tony finds himself covering the silence with his loud music and Peter purposely breaking the suit so he can go visit.

Tony finds out pretty quickly and tries to put a stop to it, but secretly he loves the surprise visits.

When midterms turn around, Peter's a mess. He goes full on insomniac and Harley finds himself taking the younger to bed almost every night.

It gets so bad where the other roommates force the boy to take a break by going out for ice cream or coffee.

Also, sidenote, Peter and Harley totally start sharing a room only two weeks into meeting each other.

When midterms finally end, all four of them take a long break. Harry let's his secretary cover for Oscorp, Peter stops Spider-Manning for some time, and Harley even agrees to stop working on his Iron Lad suit.

This is so short, I'm so sorry. I'm having a lot of writer's block lately, please forgive me and please send me more prompts, I promise I love them!

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I´m talking to people... this is nice... I like it... I wanna keep this...

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Mails

Because of online school I´m writing many e-mails at the moment. My mails are always really formal and my teacher kinda respond like: Heyyyyy, uuhhhhh, yeah And I´m write like: Dear Mrs. (name), blabla. sincerly (my name)

So I guess they think I´m too much and I think they´re lazy because we were taught to use this kind of formal language whenever we talk to higher ups (like teachers. or our boss. people like this) and they are expected to use the same kind of language. But they don´t. Which is okay, but it makes me nervous and I dislike this feeling

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So... There´s this boy I like talking to which is simply because I like this boy. And I guess you could say that we´re friends, which is nice. But like... is this how liking (you know like liking) feels like? When you see someone and it makes your day a whole lot better? That you miss them when you haven´t seen each other for a while? That you think about them before you fell asleep? Is this... you know... love?

I dunno.... but I´m happy as it is so it´s fine

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Why NYPD hates Spiderman:

Cops: *pepper spraying peaceful protesters*

Peter: HEY! *swings down and webs up the officers*

Peter: You people are supposed to protect innocents, not attack them! You are either children, idiots, or just assholes! I’m a literal child and an idiot, but I can understand that what you’re doing is wrong! So, by process of elimination that makes you all assholes! And I beat up assholes for a living!

Peter: *backflips and crowd surfs as he flips off the webbed up cops* Fuck off!

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Bonus:

Tony: Peter, why did I get a call from NYPD demanding Spiderman’s removal from the Avengers for charges of assault on multiple officers?

Peter: *eating chips on the couch* Easy. Black Lives Matter. Asshole Lives Don’t.

Tony: *tearing up* that’s my boy...

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I say it when I talk to myself but not in my english class becuase my teacher hates shortforms

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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My older sister plays The Sims 4 for the first time ever and I think she´s addicted to it now, even tho she has no clue what she´s doing

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this is the best thing I´ve ever read

This is fucking amazing