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Might solve a mystery…                                                         Or rewrite history!

Do you like ducks? Do you like sympathetic supervillains? Do you like slightly-less-sympathetic supervillains? Do you like random oneshot characters? Do you like original characters? Do you like little helper robots that rise up against their masters and go on a destructive rampage? Then you’re in the right place!

*Muses may be added/removed over time *Personals/Non-RP blogs do not reblog

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“Shut up!”

Send me one to see how my muse reacts! || @blowthehousedown

“Oh geez, I-I’m sorry! I should’ve known people would be trying to sleep, but it’s been such a terrible day, and I’ve been getting beat up all night, and now I can’t find Spike, and I didn’t think anyone else would be around-”

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Send me one to see how my muse reacts!

“Shut up!” “Please, talk to me.” “I have no idea…” “I know what this is!” “Why did you do that?” “How could you do this?” “Let me do it!” “Leave me alone.” “Don’t leave me.” “Kiss me.” “Don’t touch me.” “Why weren’t you there?” “Why are you here?” “What are you doing?” “Don’t look!” “Just look at it!” “How did you get in here?” “How did you escape?” “Help me.” “I want to help you.” “You’re a monster!” “You’re not a monster!”

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i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Send me one to see how my muse reacts!

“Shut up!” “Please, talk to me.” “I have no idea…” “I know what this is!” “Why did you do that?” “How could you do this?” “Let me do it!” “Leave me alone.” “Don’t leave me.” “Kiss me.” “Don’t touch me.” “Why weren’t you there?” “Why are you here?” “What are you doing?” “Don’t look!” “Just look at it!” “How did you get in here?” “How did you escape?” “Help me.” “I want to help you.” “You’re a monster!” “You’re not a monster!”

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“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme || @the-littlest-inkblot

“R-really? Gee, I think that’s the first time the odds have been in my favor for anything... D-don’t worry, you’re not doing too bad for a beginner!”

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“i-i wasn’t nervous! maybe i was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the s-same thing...”

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme || @themisfitmouse

“I-I’d be a lot more than just concerned if I was you. Y-y-you were about three seconds away from being fly trap chow!”

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‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“I can cope with torture.”

“Get used to disappointment.”

“You’ve made your decision then?”

“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”

“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”

“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“I admit it, you are better than I am.”

“You never said anything about killing anyone.”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“You mock my pain!”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”

“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”

“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Anybody want a peanut?”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“The battle of wits has begun.”

“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”

“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”

“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”

“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”

“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”

“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”

“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”

“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

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° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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Hey! Just an anonymous fan who has just started following you, and I just wanna say, your blog has made me rekindle my love for Darkwing Duck! I marathon-read the current comic volumes of DWD recently, and I'm planning on doing a marathon watch of the cartoon episodes too!

OMG!!!! I’m so happy that my blog helped you rediscover your love for Darkwing! I consider this one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received on any of my roleplay blogs. The DWD fandom is so small already, and it’s so great that you’ve been getting back into it!

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hoopsheartthrob:

“What’d the stoner’s girlfriend say?”

“If I can’t marry him, I’ll Mary Jane.” 

Ouch. And here he thought Quackerjack’s puns were painful enough.

“D-don’t tell me you’re proud of that one.”

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Bushroot, did you know in Italy your name is "Clorofix"? That's literally what they call you over there.

“I’ve been called worse.”

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That’s the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. I don’t care. I’m not gonna help you hurt him.

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“......”

Looks at the date.

Deep cleansing breath.

“Okay. Bring on the jokes.”

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bubblegum-pilot:

“M-Mr. Bushroot? Is- is that you?” She jumped at the sound of his voice and slowly turned to face him, still very anxious.  “You- You scared me. I meant that she’s like- a daughter to me. I like- never said she doesn’t have another family….and I like- totally agree…but the only reason we haven’t been able to is because I’m trying to follow the rules so that way she’s like- not taken away from either one of us….you know? I know it’s like totally lame, but- if we don’t stick to like, the time restraints and the scheduled meetings, they literally told me, that they’ll take her away. ” Loopy slowly put her hands down and reached one out for him to take.  “Listen, I can totally let you see her now, but if you like….take her….it might put everybody into trouble….and….I know I shouldn’t like, speak for anybody but myself, but- I think she’s been through enough of being like…taken away from people who care about her….don’t you?”

So much for keeping things simple. Bushroot let out a heavy sigh, deflating. He hated when someone used logic, it was so...so... logical.

“I-I didn’t mean to scare you, I just- Look, I get that you’re only following the rules, b-but the rules are stacked against us! Sooner or later, she’ll start to think that Megavolt doesn’t want to see her, a-and Megavolt’s not my favorite person in the world, but he does care about her and... I-I’d like to see her, but... I’m not the one who needs to right now. I’m not the one she needs to see.”

Ignoring the outstretched hand, Bushroot instead grabbed her by the upper arms - no longer threatening, but flat-out begging.

“Just one day to let her see her dad. Less! You could even come too, that-that should make it okay, shouldn’t it? As long as she’s with you it’s not technically breaking any rules?”