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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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RED and BLU Spy’s Conversation

I just came to realize, in Meet the Spy, there is an entire subliminal conversation between RED and BLU Spy.

Assuming we’ve all watched Meet the Spy, Scout is the RED Spy and everything is looking up to him. The BLU team is oblivious to his disguise, he’s inside the intelligence room and has the intelligence in his grasps… But then…

The BLU Spy arrives.

Well that sucks and BLU Spy seems to know what his presence has done to RED’s plan. BLU Spy is the wrench, and boy does he make it clear.

Here BLU Spy blocks RED Spy from his team and appears to already single him out as the Spy.

Also I’m sure RED is confused as to why BLU decided to lug Sniper’s body all the way from the balcony to the intelligence room, but moments later he checks to see if his knife is still there and understands why.

Of course the first thing he want is his knife back, but he can’t just grab it as Scout, so he does his thing.

“They’re dime-a-dozen backstabbing scum bags. Like you”

RED is openly insulting BLU as a cheap unskilled Spy. He thinks he can get away with this as BLU will be mad at BLU Scout, not him.

Yet once again, BLU twats his plan and makes it very clear this time…

He ain’t falling for it.

And again we see BLU Spy protecting his teammates. This time, not only is he separating RED from his team, he’s also intimidating him.

Then he proves how much control he has in the situation by circling him and ultimately leaves RED surrounded.

Now there’s a tiny frame where BLU drops his little scheme to laugh at RED Spy’s predicament and gloat. Even armed, RED can’t hurt him.

RED Spy knows he’s being play like a fiddle and at a disadvantage. So he decides to turn the tables and take a stab at BLU’s ego.

This works because once BLU Spy hears Soldier laugh he immediately stops mid-stride and turns in the accusation pose. At this point BLU is thinking, “you dare insult me again and actually received praise from my team?”

Notice from this point on, the center of attention is heavily between BLU and RED Spy as they’re caught in an insult war. That being the case…

This might actually be genuine anger from RED Spy. BLU Spy just dropped a nuke on him and still hasn’t lost in the Spy game they’re playing.

Now they’re both mad, and both obviously want the other dead before breaking from the game.

BLU Spy hits RED to get his attention then states an open-ended threat, “listen up… or pornography will the be second worse thing to happen to you today.” Basically, get out of my face in the next few seconds or I’m going to take brute action.

Red Spy also takes a glance at the BLUs behind him, considering whether murdering the man in front of him is worth the risk or not.

And BLU is expecting him to lose, look how he eye’s RED waiting for him to attack. He even takes out his cigarette case as way of say “look my hands are full and I’m defenseless. Go on and try it.”

Oh boy does he really want to, but at the same time, he also doesn’t want BLU to have the satisfaction of winning and besting him.

BLU then decides to slowly get him team to realize there’s a Spy and finally end the game between them. Just before BLU’s head is blown off he says “he can even be -.” RED finishes his words as “-Right behind you.” Since, RED Spy had the last word, he can therefore claim himself as the victor to this game.

On a latter note, there are some good compositions to indicate Scout being the RED Spy, such as him and BLU going in and out of shadows. In this scene in particular, you can see RED break character as his eyes never leave Soldier until he knows he’s not going to blast another Spy’s head.

All in all, if you watch Meet the Spy in this manner, it becomes a short about two bickering Spies trying to best the other without arousing suspicion with the intention of one dying. It’s quite funny how fast this “conversation” escalates but neither one is willing to lose to this stupid game.

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a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset

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it's an awful antisocial panopticon feature that I disagree with the existence of in totality, but bluesky letting you see who has who blocked has at least finally granted that joke wish of "I wish I had a conflict map of grudges within my overlapping friend groups" without having to put them in a room together to find out

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dancing away

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

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BREAKING NEWS: You Will Never Hurt Me or See My Blood or Take My Blood

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Alaska State Office Building, Juneau

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do you ever read the documentation of a new tool and just clap your hands with glee like omg i am so excited to use this

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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Need a girlfriend who cheers me on through my workouts but she's really just there because she likes seeing me strain and sweat and hearing me grunt and groan