lukecastano - Tumblr blog

[lukecastano]

People breaking into your apartment fucking blowup dolls is a casual thing then, huh? You must be from New Jersey.

“Losers in my social circle?” 

[lukecastano]

Oh yeah? This entire conversation gives me the impression that you like hanging around cemeteries. How true is that? Can you elaborate? I bet you’re one of those grave robbers. I watched a video about grave robbing the other day, this one kid was thoroughly explaining the process of it. I felt like I was being watched the whole fucking time, it was whacked. Anyway, hi. I’m Luke. 

Naw, I don’t mess with small children. They are innocent, cute, and just tryna get candy. I don’t want to be the asshole who ruins Halloween for them. I like scaring the tweens who think they are too old to trick or treat and wanna hang out in a cemetery instead. Or, or the group of teens where the guys are trying to be macho fo their girlfriends then scream like a bitch when I scare them. Man, I live for those moments.

[lukecastano]

I think you hit the nail on the head with this one, Hadley. I’m so excited for your beardie though, in all seriousness. Did you look up accessories and shit you could get for him? You can dress him up in a little costume for Halloween and everything. Bring him to my party, he’ll win the costume contest, you’ll see. Awww, shucks. I try, I try. I like to think it’s what I do best, y’know, since I’m not good at anything else.

“Cannoli is probably going to start conspiring with him. Weekly poker nights at our apartments where they plot our deaths or easy ways to piss us off, the cigars included of course. It’ll be the damn poker dogs painting except with a bearded dragon in the mix. The way you said that it sounded like you thought Mushu was a dinosaur instead of a dragon, I apologize. You don’t sound like him, you just both make me laugh constantly.”

[lukecastano]

bold all that applies to your muse.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies.  you love shorts.   dogs are better than cats.  it’s hilarious when people get hurt.   shopping is torture.   sad movies suck. you own a car racing game.   you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.   at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.   you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.  you used to be obsessed with power rangers.   you have watched sports on tv.   gory movies are cool.   you go to your dad for advice.   you own like a trillion baseball caps.   you used to collect hockey or baseball cards.   baggy sweats are cool to wear.   it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.   green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.   you love to go crazy and not care what people think.   sports are fun.   you talk with food in your mouth.   you sleep with your socks on at night.   you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.   you wear eyeliner.  you wear the color pink.   you go to your mom to talk.   you consider cheerleading a sport.  you hate wearing the color black.   you like going to the mall.  you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.   you like wearing jewelry.   you cried watching the notebook.   dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.   shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.  you don’t like the movie star wars.   you are/were in gymnastics.   it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.   you smile a lot more than you should.   you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.   you care about what you look like.  you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes.  you used to play with dolls as little kid.  you like putting make-up on others.   you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color.   i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.  i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.  i’ve played a prank on someone.  i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.  i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

[lukecastano]

You're, like, totally, the sexiest thing ever.

Awwww, shucks. Thank you. I’m feelin’ the love.

[lukecastano]

[lukecastano]

Well, I expect you to elaborate when we're inevitably wasted over some fine wine. Does this mean I'm getting sworn in sooner rather than later? Because I accept. I have a lot of things to say and I'm sure you do too, so I'm down whenever you are. We can start at birth. No fucking way, get out. Do you perform gigs around the city or what? And I may be picking your brain at some point regarding your acting experience. I told you, I'm trusting you on this. I need your help.

“Because we butt heads like two bulls in a china shop. And I just said it. Pinot Grigio. Once you take your first sip, there’s no going back. You will be my honorary and contracted best friend. Another commitment you must be ready for. Included in that contractual agreement is shit talking. You can’t drink wine and gossip without throwing shade at those who get on your last nerve. Also, Pinterest is good. I’ve spent many late nights creating private boards for fashion and inspiration for my music. Which leads me to answer your question…I’m a singer-songwriter, with a few acting credits on the side. Oh, and see me later about the wig and the mustache. I can probably hook you up with what you need.”

[lukecastano]

T E X T ✉️ Xavier

X: what kind of circus monkey do you take me for

X: i told you, i can't show everything. you'll get bored of me if i show all my cards. :/

L: just take this quarter and do a lil dance for me

L: omfg NUUUUUUU I WILL NOT. does it seem like i'm gettin bored of you huh? we had 2 dates today. TWO. two. due.

[lukecastano]

Whaaaat? Why do you say that? Look, if you're talking alcohol, you've come to the right person, Max. Say the word and I'm there, especially for some wine and shit talking...assuming it'll be shit talking. I know I am, that's why I'm looking for your guidance, since you seem to know your thing about costumes. I CAN PROMISE, YES. I'm going to be hitting up Pinterest for some ideas. I need to throw together a costume in two days. And I need a wig. And a mustache. I promise, I won't let you down, pal. Let's talk some real talk though. What do you do?

“The only person I disappoint is my mother. And for me to tell you what I’ve been in the past would take a bottle of Pinot and two wine glasses. Are you ready for that commitment, Luke? We’ve only just met. However, Freddy Mercury was a beautiful creature sent to create magic. You’re setting the bar pretty high as well, but I have faith in you, and I believe you can pull it off. But if you’re going to do it, you’re going to do it right. No holding back. All in. Can you promise me that?”

[lukecastano]

Awwww, shucks. Stop it. No, keep going. No, stop. Keep going.

Knew it. Who would deny a sexy beast like you?

[lukecastano]

Why haven't you sent me any nudes lately? Are you mad at me? Stop being rude. I have a dozen wings and an extra large pizza with your name on them right now in exchange for a nip slip. 😚

Would a troll doll nudie suffice?

[lukecastano]

You bet your ass they do!

You mean they don’t already?

[lukecastano]

T E X T ✉️ Xavier

X: javier no esta en casa

X: como te puedo ayudar señor

L: OMG YOU SPEAK SPANISH. molto gentile.

L: what other tricks do you do

[lukecastano]

T E X T ✉️ Xavier

L: javier pena.

[lukecastano]

I know! That’s what everyone keeps seeing. I love musicals, I do. I’m stuck in this stereotypical gay man hell. Loving musicals, loving TLC shows. I have no shame. Alright, perfect. We’ll pick a winner from one of those. Does this mean I’ve officially convinced you to come to the party on Friday? 

Dude, you really need to go and see Wicked. Like, ASAP. Pssh, of course! Who hasn’t? It’s like asking if I haven’t seen West Side Story before, which I hope you’ve seen as well. Honestly, anything cheesy and childish.