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GAWD DAMN (He’s so expressive)

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the little whales 😵‍💫🥹 i love you so bad luigi

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omg him not knowing how big he is because 1) he doesn’t really watch porn and 2) you act like a pro. can you even imagine a man where the TIP is almost making you cum?? yeah. thats luigi mangione .

Thinking about you taking inexperienced Lu’s virginity and he’s much bigger & thicker than you imagined when you’re first trying to adjust and get used to him and but you’re taking every inch and clearly loving it and so does he and he’d ask all bashful, gasping, “is it… big enough” but it shouldn’t be a question when it is and you love how he’s stretching you out fuck

i wanted to do a oneshot on taking his virginity is this my sign..

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I love that Luigi doesn't seem to be a fuckboy. I hate when men are for the streets

Also Luigi maybe realize that I am not delulu, I will find my perfect husband (rich, funny, educated, caring, curious, open-minded, non incel, non fuckboy), he might just be busy working and reading

he really DOES NOT seem to be a fuck boy. he is everything a man needs to be to be a husband and God decided to put him in PRISON . he will get out though babes. he's got this

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Your with Luigi at an appointment for his back at the hospital and he’s horny as FUCK just touching you kissing up on you while your in your exam room waiting for the doctor. “Need you now, baby”😭

before you read, please know this is the first thing I've written after going through a lot of health, relationship and mental challenges since being back :) trying my best but it will get better!! Hope you guys like!! (also for future requests I do indeed like writing blurbs more than one shots so take that as you will)

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no but think about BEFORE the appointment when you were teasing him about how big his dick looked from his morning wood but didn't have time to fuck due to the 7am appointment Lu had.

"babe we won't be late, I'll be quick" he would say rubbing his dick into your ass while u brush your teeth.

you spit out the rest of the toothpaste with a, "get dressed, Gi"

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at the hospital they have him shirtless to see how the incisions healed after surgery. and as doctors do, you were left in the exam room by yourselves for 20+ minutes.....

"I need you now baby" Lu whines, and who are you to deny him?

MAYBE you sucked it for bit while they were running in and out to check his fluids. OR maybe he slipped those fingers into your wet pussy while they were waiting for the post-op x-rays to come back...

either way, when you two got home, his back was probably in worst condition from how hard you rode him on the stairs leading up to the bedroom lol. but no matter the pain there is one thing that never changes,

that dick is HARD to fit in you. and he made sure you felt every inch of it :)

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i’m working on uploading all of the requests i’ve been sent . my wifi is so bad where i live but IM TRYINGGGG!! i’m busting out the 2020 macbook for you guys , hopefully today i’ll have something up 😭😭

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My ex had 2 babies in 2 years by 2 different girls after we broke up. He was 17 when the first one was born. You’re still so young, dodged a bullet my queen🫶🏼

awww my sweet love!! thank you 🥹🥹

men are terrible i’m sorry that happened to you. onward and upwards , babes🫶🏽🩷

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News correspondent who was in the courtroom for Luigi's extradition hearing in PA on 12/19/24:

I don't know how many people on here have seen this so I thought I would post it.

It hurts my heart a little, but she captured his mannerisms so well! ❤️‍🩹 Plus, Thomas Dickey is an angel and an icon and should be appreciated more.

(Also this is the link to the original article article on LinkedIn, just for reference.)

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also long story time tn about finding out my man has a wife and newborn 🫶🏽

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hi guys!!! i am done having a mental breakdown, happy february 🫶🏽🫶🏽

please send your most filthy luigi’s requests/thought to my inbox STATTT

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Small recopilatory of what Luigi's Printed Pistol may have looked like at the time of the attack.

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luigi is NOT a hero. he is INNOCENT

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i took a break for a bit and i come back and all the luigi accounts are beefing 😭😭 wtf happened??

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on that note, it really isn't enough to do a cheeky little "(allegedly😁)" or like "if luigi even did it.." in the tags or a wink wink nudge nudge "he totallyy didn't do it" wink wink "for legal reasons he didn't do it.." nudge nudge

he didn't fucking do that shit. say it with your chest. i don't even want to add the caveat "even if you think he did do it" because he fuckin didn't. don't say or imply that he did. the public perception is in the hands of the public. you are part of the public. when people speak to you and imply that he did it, correct them.

yeah it was awesome that that entirely different guy that looks different and is wearing different clothes did that. can you have a brain.

luigi mangione is already being presumed guilty by the people who want to make an example of someone (by prosecuting a different guy that doesn't even look like the shooter to the "fullest extent of the law"). as an intentional strategy to control public opinion of the case. if you think that the thing he's being accused of was a heroic act, don't assume him guilty for them. are you fucking stupid.

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i like to record myself talking when i tell people shit and i just so desperately need to tell yall what happened with me finding out my boyfriend has a wife and baby behind my back, how do you guys want this tea??? cause i have to spill it all so i don’t go crazy (yes, this is real and happening to me in real time)

can someone also test out if you can message me or not???

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IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IM CRYING

OH MY BABYYYY!! his pretty smile i love him so much, i would’ve 100000% had the biggest crush known to mankind on him in college

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Tits out for Luigi