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everybody gansta till someone grabs their ankle

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Gift Mimic

The Gift Mimic is a Tickle Monster which actually consists of two different Creatures: The Fuzzy Ribbon Snake and the Hand Slime.

The Fuzzy Ribbon Snake is a long Snake-like Creature which possesses a soft, fuzzy Body and often Times exhibits Cat-like Behaviour (purring, curling up while sleeping, etc). It tends to place itself on top of a fake Present and pretends to be the Ribbon Part of the Gift. Fuzzy Ribbon Snakes also carry the Ability to change the Colours and Patterns of their Bodies, allowing them to blend in and mimic a Variety of Ribbons more easily.

Meanwhile, the Hand Slime is a Slime Creature which can grow many Hands from its Body and retract them to change its Size. Hand Slimes have the Tendency to pick up various Items they come across (Feathers, Paintbrushes, etc) as well as a Variety of different Boxes in which it hides. Just like the Fuzzy Ribbon Snake, it can also purr.

Both Creatures often Times form a symbiotic Relationship, working together to mimic a Gift and lure unsuspecting Victims close to them. As such, the Hand Slime sets the Box up by placing it near other Gifts or well-lit Places. The "Ribbon" Part as well as other colourful Patterns are actually painted onto the Box. As soon as the Hand Mimic hides inside it and closes itself off with the Lid, that's when the Fuzzy Ribbon Snake settles itself on top of the Gift, pretending to be a Ribbon.

When an unsuspecting Victim gets too close or grabs the Fuzzy Ribbon Snake, it will quickly ensnare itself around them to limit the Movement of said Person and Hands from the Hand Slime will emerge.

As an affectionate Creature, the Fuzzy Ribbon Snake tends to tickle its Victim by nuzzling and cuddling them, its Tail sometimes wagging against ticklish Spots as well. Simultaneously, the Hand Slime will use its many Hands to scribble, spider, knead and poke different ticklish Spots in order to tickle its Victim. Sometimes, it will even use the Items it has picked up (such as Feathers and Paintbrushes) against People it is really fond of.

The Gift Mimic displays some Telltale Signs which People can use to spot it early on. Some Telltale Signs include: the painted-on Ribbon Part of the Box, the Smiley Faces on the Box and the fuzzy Texture of the Fuzzy Ribbon Snake.

Now, in order to show off such a Tickle Attack from a Gift Mimic, Finley has (unbeknowst to him) volunteered to be an Example for everyone to see. For that, he deserves a huge Round of Applause (and a Bottle of Water after the Gift Mimic stops tickling him)- uwu

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Squirmles as an interrogation method (but wholesome)

Oh buddy

Once EDEN allowed other institutions access to squirmles, their potential was instantly recognized...

Let's say you have a low-risk criminal or hostage, but you've been instructed NOT to harm them at all. Solution? Dumping a whole jar of squirmles down their back >:)

It may seem silly or unorthodox, but the success rate is surprisingly high! Turns out being tied to a chair with a whole swarm of tickly critters in your clothes is unbearable.

Luckily, the squirmles love it >:) they are monsters after all...some evil tickling is their favorite.

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hiccupy laughter. need i even explain?

it's the physiological equivalent of running down a steep hill, tripping over your own feet, and then tumbling uncontrollably down said hill. what part of that is not hilarious

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A quick 20 minutes sketch for my friend who likes back tickles~

Tickle tickle tickle 👀💖

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Aight, so a suspect has been caught. In the next couple of days we’re going to be bombarded with a cavalcade of information about Luigi Mangione. As we start this period I want everyone to remember:

The killer--whether he is Mangione or another man--is a living, breathing, human being. He has followed people you don’t like, held beliefs you disagree with, and possibly voting for politicians you think suck.

He still shot a man with the blood of millions on his hands. He still caused an outpouring of rage that caused BCBS to roll back its ghoulish anesthesia policy.

Carve that into your fucking minds. Mass media is about to do its damnedest to remind us to hate each other, not the top .001%. Do not let them do this. Y’all understand what I’m saying? Here, lemme spell it out more clearly:

DO NOT FUCKING PURITY TEST THIS GUY, ASSHOLES!!

And if you see people fixating on his purity over the message he sent, call them out on it.

We have lost again and again and again on healthcare because we keep letting the rich divide us. Remember: the people united will never be defeated.

Edit: A couple of people have asked me to not convict Mangione in my post, and they're right. Mangione has been arrested on gun charges, not for the murder, and regardless of the charge he obviously hasn't been convicted yet. It's too soon to lay Brian Thompson on his head. I've modified the post to reflect that.

That said, what I've said here applies to whoever the killer is. As the media circus plays out, a lot of talking heads will be pulling out all stops to remind us to hate each other, not the insurance CEOs. Do not fall for their tricks!

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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Accidentally started suffering from Streamliner brainrot again. They're all so cool, why do we have to live in a world where we can't ride them to work every day?

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the author's barely disguised. you can tell it's just them in a fake mustache.

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A food fight happens, you can choose whatever food/food related item that you could find in a school cafeteria

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON 🍎🍅🍊🍑🍌🫒🍏🫐🍇

BANANA BECAUSE IT WILL COME BACK WHEN I THROW IT

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i might actually start crying

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the noble decomposer

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if there were a burger and every time u took a bite it tasted like a yummy burger. wouold you eat it

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Rope is called “line” in the Navy, and drawn lines are called “ropes.” This has caused much confusion as the difference between slang and mere gibberish is a fine rope.