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I do think the funniest part of the Coven of Heart subclass in the WBN Witch class is that they can replace spell components with things like the laughter or tears of a loved one because I know the wizards fucking hate that shit.
I had to do the equivalent of a magical thesis defense, and memorize a million spells, and keep track of a trillion different spell components; and yet those fucking Witches with their TWEE BULLSHIT get to make their friend laugh instead of growing mushrooms under the exact right conditions in a process that can take months at a time and is incredibly easy to fuck up?
At that point me and the entire metaphorical concept of magic itself have to scrap.
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As tradition, my Rook's tarot card 💜 I cannot express my gratitude to the many people who worked on this game's development over the years. The Dragon Age franchise has always been a huge inspiration to me and I'm so happy to say that Veilguard carried that torch beautifully. I can't wait to play this game 10 more times ✨
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Hey yall! Finances are still very tight and the job hunt is in progress so I'm pushing through the last of my old commissions this week and opening up some room for some new ones.
Bust - ink $60 - colour $100
Fullbody - ink $100 - Colour $150
Shoot me an email at [email protected] if interested! Thanks
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Cooked up a necromancer bard girl for a one shot with friends this weekend please like her she loves attention 👏
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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
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sketched my veilguard bimbo necromancer named Perish Hilton🤭 shes a brat and the biggest dyke in all of thedas. she got frankensteined together so i imagine shes gonna have mismatched tattoos and skin
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commercial: our new strawberry flavor!
really really really sad man: whats even the point
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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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