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I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

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the commander’s never slept well

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Origin

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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I know I've said it a million times but the absolute BEST possible take on the Garrus x Spacer Shep whose father died in the First Contact War is and always will be Shepard not giving a flying fuck about something that happened decades ago to other people, and Garrus being completely mortified and scared of the Implications for their relationship. When there are none.

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Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

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You have survived all of your bad flare days. Your prize? Some more bad flare days.

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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He's got the instincts of a vindictive child.

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If Bluey’s mom works airport security, does that mean there was a Blueyverse 9/11? Do historical figures in our universe have analogs in the Blueyverse? Was Bluey!Obama’s first name Bark?

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He’s the only reason it’s working