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my kink is deleting self promos off posts before i reblog them

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My house now

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i like the idea of a mongoose as an anti tea party animal

(also on redbubble)

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Nordic Headcannons

-Sweden can’t see anything unless it’s two inches in front of him without his glasses.

-Norway had a goth phase.

-Iceland has a very large field of interests but is too embarrassed to say anything about things he likes, even if they aren’t embarrassing.

-Finland actually spoils his dog rotten. You have never seen a more entitled dog than Hanatamango.

-Denmark quotes Hans Christian Andersen a lot.

-Sweden is completely unaware just how scary he looks.

-Both Iceland and Norway knit.

-Norway buys lady deodorant because he likes the smell much better.

-Finland will pinch every child or baby’s cheeks he comes across.

-The Anko trio are all very environmentally friendly.

-Iceland is a pescatarian.

-Norway gets stressed way to easily and too much. (Help him)

-Denmark smells very very strongly of hair gel. It’s borderline intoxicating.

-Iceland hates violence and refuses to hurt anyone or anything if he can help it. (He won’t even use a weapon for self protection and will not hunt. He’ll still fish however, though he hates doing it.)

-Iceland, Denmark and Sweden are all terrible liars.

-Finland and Norway both need at least two cups of coffee to actually get out of bed in the morning.

-Denmark has scented candles EVERYWHERE in his house.

-Sweden’s a really good driver.

-Iceland is probably into slam poetry.

-Sweden really likes little children but has problems dealing with them due to how intimidating he is. (They tend to get too scared to talk to him.)

-Denmark, Sweden and Finland are all morning people.

-Iceland snores lightly

-Norway is surprisingly sentimental.

-Iceland and Sweden are both left handed.

-Denmark and Iceland have freckles. (Denmark has them more on a his body and very few on his face, where as Iceland is the opposite.)

-Denmark and Norway are both bisexual. Denmark leans more towards guys but Norway goes either way pretty evenly.

-Sweden and Iceland are gay.

-Finland is pansexual.

[Headcanons brought to you in part by my good pal, @splatterrink]

(Add on if you’d like!)

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i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)

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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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APH Nordics sneezing

Sweden: sneezes very quietly, like a kitten sneeze

Denmark: very high pitched girly sneeze

Norway: sneezes normally, occasionally he does magic so he sneezes sparkles(Denmark mocked him about this once and only once)

Iceland: normal sneezes

Finland: sneezes so violently that he has broken chairs when he sneezes in them.

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Sweden honestly #53

Sweden honestly saying “raindrop” spontaneously and Sealand instantly replying with “drop top”.

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I’m dying 😂

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college gothic

someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.

you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.

freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.

your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.

someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.

your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?

you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.

your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.

the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.

you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.

someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”

you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.

the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.

the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.

the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.

“communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

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Those 30 seconds before the game begins are my favourite.

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Ayyye @cynicalteapot ✨