lucifer-ofpride

[lucifer-ofpride]

I don't think I have anything I particularly need help with at this moment... Actually, I might need a Devildom Encyclopedia soon. You mind grabbing that for me?

Hey, Lucifer?

@poly-mc

Yes?

[lucifer-ofpride]

Hey, Lucifer?

@poly-mc

Yes?

[lucifer-ofpride]

"May I ask how in the seven layers of hell did you manage to get there?"

either coffee anon died, or its a saying!

basically a hyperbole, something happened that was so great, they died and went to heaven! not literally of course, but still

- 🍭

I see.

Thank you, I certainly hope they're not actually in the Celestial Realm.

[lucifer-ofpride]

Uhh Lucifer?

I’m not sure if it’s just me but…uhmmm

I feel like I’m being watched…by..something that’s not supposed to be here….

Unkind regards, @milo-the-mc (OOC: heck yeah purple means evil 👾 time!!!! Also I’m imagining Milo twiddling their thumbs but somehow failing miserably idk how)

Just try to keep your guard up. I'll see what I can do about the situation.

[lucifer-ofpride]

I am in heaveeeeeeeeeeen 😵

- @theonlycoffeeanon

...oh.

May I ask how in the seven layers of hell did you manage to get there?

[lucifer-ofpride]

LUCCCIII!! I want human world burgers ((／＿；)／)

We can go to the human world soon. I'm sure Beel would appreciate some Human World burgers as well.

[lucifer-ofpride]

Ahem.

Skibidi toilet, rizz.

What on earth did I even just say?????This is the only universe I’ve been in with this slang..

You’re not sigma Lucifer.

@suren-the-traveler (OOC: I’m currently making it cannon for Suren that brain rot literally only exists in this universe 💀💀)

...A shame?

[lucifer-ofpride]

*chews on your food*

This is mine

- @theonlycoffeeanon

...Okay then.

[lucifer-ofpride]

*Nervously bites bottom lip*

You are really sexy and I think I'm in love with you.

I appreciate the compliment but unfortunately I don't feel the same way.

[lucifer-ofpride]

I made a fan creation of you!

(I made Lucifer in gacha life two but his design sucks)

Lady 🏳️‍⚧️🃏 mod

Feel free to share if you're comfortable.

I'm sure it looks just fine.

[lucifer-ofpride]

levi turned into a child. specifically reverted back his memories and species, right now he is technically an angel. in his memories, he hasnt even BEGUN training with you yet.

Ugh....

Don't worry I'll handle it.

[lucifer-ofpride]

I am rizzmaxxing

- @theonlycoffeeanon

Good for you..?

[lucifer-ofpride]

Hiiii Luci!! Mammon told me to make this blog so now I can stalk you! Mwahahhahaa (♡◕ω◕♡)

Well then, hello.

[lucifer-ofpride]

Luci, I came here to warn you. My child, Jewel, is planning on asking you to give her weed, next time you get drunk. Please, don't give her any. She's only 17. She's too young to have any. At her age, that stuff can permanently damage her brain.

I'm aware of how substances affect the brain at a young age, I will be sure not to give her anything.

[lucifer-ofpride]

Hahahhahahaahahahah

*explodes*

- @theonlycoffeeanon

...don't explode?

[lucifer-ofpride]

Dear Lucifer,

No. You have to move on. I know it’s hard to accept but I- MC is the new rizzler. 😔😔

kind regards, @milo-the-mc

What a shame.

I'm sure one day I will reclaim my title.

[lucifer-ofpride]

Hey, Lucifer! Pull my finger. *Sea's trying really hard not to laugh*

...okay?