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the batkids play the “what’s the most annoying injury you’ve ever had?” game but it’s lighthearted (“I broke both thumbs on a bad landing and couldn’t play video games for a month” “one time I got a cut on my leg that reopened every time I stood up” etc) until Bruce walks in. someone asks him the most annoying injury he’s ever had and he doesn’t even stop to think about it.

“Fracturing my spine.”

“Oh jeez,” Dick said, making a face. “Yeah, that’ll do it. That’s definitely…well, annoying isn’t the word I’d use.”

Bruce, expressionless: “Mostly because I couldn’t walk or complete other daily activities without assistance for an extended period of time.”

Dick, glancing at Jason. “Uh….huh.”

“What about that time Ivy hit you with that leaf and you couldn’t eat legumes for a year?” Jason asked, redirecting the suddenly maudlin group. “Wasn’t that more annoying?”

“Hmm.”

Tim leaned back, looking curious. “Just legumes?”

“Legumes,” Jason repeated, waving a hand. “It got ugly.”

“I’m not a huge fan of peanuts,” Bruce said, thoughtful.

“Yeah, no shit, I wonder why.”

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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

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Someone sedate me I can't stop thinking about Agatha All Along.

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After seeing Agatha Harkness dress like Kathryn Hahn I'm just about as wet as that kitchen got.

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PUT ME IN THAT TOXIC OLD WOMAN YURI SANDWICH RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND

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I think we moved on too fast from how hot Aubrey looked in EP1 because wtf was this bette porter ass outfit

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A bunch of lesbians, a twink, and Patti lupone all in ONE show.. now this, THIS, is history.

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

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it was not the fact that they almost kissed for me, it was that hug, i've been thinking about it all day

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i need this woman to do

HORRIBLE

things to me

Agatha's many layers

I like seeing how, as the Road progresses, we see Agatha more and more dishevelled, with layers coming off... And it seems to be reflected both physically and emotionally! How far will this go???

EDIT: Feels like it was even foreshadowed in episode 1 as Agatha clawed her way out through her different personas, down to wearing nothing at all... 👀

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goodbye yaoi summer and hello yuri autumn

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agatha being so quick to say rio has no scars just say you two have explored each other's bodies in such ungodly ways the church is about to put a hunt for your heads

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"She is my scar."

I fear this was the gayest line in cinematic history.

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