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Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

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Luzon Bleeding-heart Dove (Gallicolumba luzonica), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, endemic to Luzon, Philippines

photograph by Kao Tai

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environmental storytelling

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Had this meme in my mind ever since I beat Riven, I just needed to get it out.

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hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

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Pikmin fans what do we think of my new vase

Also wanted to check him out with a full head of hair

Now see him fabulous

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my dick and balls are starting a lifestyle brand without me?

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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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apparently lugia was created specifically for the second pokemon movie?? like the creator was surprised to see it in the games??

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this is from an r/productphotography thread where everybody was trying to convince a small business owner not to photograph their own icecreams. because they had been previously buying printed images of somebody else's icecreams (??), but the other person said they couldn't use the images on their website because they'd get stolen. so they got a $2400 quote from a photographer and this is one of the proofs, where they used a cone stand and photoshopped it out. you can kind of see where the cone changes color, not that it matters. but anyway i think it's really uncanny. like it's just hovering. they must have used at least four lights to do this. it's a 99 cent vanilla soft serve, which probably costs $5 in today's economy. everyone is saying "$2400 is a reasonable quote for photographing icecream" but like. is it...? i'm not trying to suggest photography should pay less but i am asking, do you really need high resolution icecream photos when you're not even an icecream shop? i don't know. i'm declaring bankruptcy to commit tax fraud. so i may not be the best person to ask. but i think this is what captain ahab hallucinated when he was hunting for moby cock. imagine you're on the ocean and the only vers bottom is fucking ishmael or whatever and you look up and see this. hovering. i'd go insane with the harpoon too

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Ska animal

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A video game is any kind of system where there's a CRT monitor and you can push buttons or move joysticks/dials/mice to change what it shows