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Nasty today I guess😞 with a cute twist I guess

here's your diluc coming back home tired to have a nice dinner and making sure the ragnvindr line doesn't die with him.

What if he was really tired? He always said he was but it never meant he had no energy to give you at least one orgasm before sleep. Instead of kissing you asleep, he liked to eat you out until you were too tired to moan.

And it's a routine. A nice meal for him, then he would climb on your body. His dick throbbing already, from the feeling of your twitches against his lips. He would push in with a groan. Filling you up.

"All good?" He would ask.

"Put that baby in me, ragnvindr" you would answer each time.

And it would drive him crazy, the thought of putting a baby ragnvindr in you? His pretty wife, with a bump on her belly? His baby in it?

The next few minutes were spent in moans and gasps, until you clenched around him and, like he was programmed to do that, he would cum right after your orgasm. He would bury himself deep, leaving all of it inside. A little grunt and he would pull out.

Exhausted, he would fall asleep on your chest.

But tonight... He was really exhausted. He came home with half lidded eyes. "Hello, darling" he said, low voice, quick kiss on your forehead. He waited for your welcome home kiss and he headed to the bathroom.

After a few minutes he was out, laying on his stomach and groaning. You rolled on your side, caressing his hair. "Go to sleep, love" you whispered.

He sighed and he scooted closer, his hand gripping your thigh. "Mh-yeah. In a minute" he mumbled, but proceeded to kiss your belly, down to your underwear.

"Love... You're tired go to sleep" you insisted, but his hands already moved the fabric aside. His breath hot on your clit. His tongue lapped you, slowly, messily. Sometimes you could feel him stop and then get at it again, then stop again.

You frowned confused when he stopped moving. When you looked down, you found him pressed on your thigh, completely asleep.

You bit your lip to hold back a laugh. Despite the lack of orgasms, it was a pretty funny way to end the day. You fixed your panties and caressed his hair. Leaning back on the pillow, you decided to let him sleep there and follow him into dreamland.

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Realizing that your boss has a tattoo on his lower stomach as he stretches on his chair and his shirt slides up a little.

Realizing that the tattoo looks familiar. It's a bird... Like an owl, red ink.

Realizing it was the same tattoo you saw on that masked stripper on your friend's hen party.

Your boss, your tidy, elegant, professional boss, was the darknight hero.

(GET OUT OF MY HEAD STRIPPER DILUC. TAKE THOSE CHEEKS AWAY FROM ME!!!)

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Dadluc real. I bred him

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Vampire Diluc. Or is he??

//october thoughts intensify//

(cute thoughts I had about diluc and his vampire features. Mentions of blood and biting of course. it's just fluff and very slight angst.)

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"I've heard it from the maids! He ate that poor animal. Last night!"

"Is he the one who killed all of the flock?"

"have you ever looked into his eyes? I got shivers. They're red as blood."

"that's what I'm telling you. I saw that with my own eyes. Two pointy marks. On his neck"

"He gets out to work before dawn, he stays in the tavern all day, and waits for the sun to set before coming back home... I don't think I need to say more."

"is that why he's so pale?"

"Are you sure the voices aren't a bother?" You asked him, feeling bad.

"No, my love. I've always had voices about me on people's mouths... I promise, I'm used to it". He was smiling, leaning forward to place a soft kiss behind your ear. "Don't worry about me. I'm fine."

You sighed. He was always so caring. Too caring... Considering what you've done. "But it's my fault and I don't want to see you suffer because of me. You already- you keep me alive... At what cost?"

"Are you trying to discuss business with me? Talking about prices?" He sounded so calm.

"you know what I mean..."

"i've already done the math, love"

Your eyes, red just like his, were following his lips as he talked. Then they focused on his hands, wrapped around your cold ones.

"look at me" he demanded. "Tell me if I'm under your hypnosis"

"no"

"that's right"

His eyes, were permanently red. Since the day you first tasted him.

"My math says that if I pay with a bunch of blood every week I buy more time with the person I love. And most importantly, I keep you alive."

You were defeated. Despite those romantic words, you still felt the guilt tightening your stomach.

"but the fault... My fault. You keep taking my faults"

He sighed loudly and rolled his eyes "shut uuuup"

"No! Why aren't you answering me?"

He lifted his head to look at you.

"cause you're dumb. And I don't talk with dumb people"

He was taking this so lightheartedly and it made you grunt in frustration.

"I'm ruining your life"

"no you're not"

"yes I am"

"ugh" Diluc took a deep breath. He was looking so annoyed by you, which made you even madder. He was getting angry even. You saw him clench his first and then stretch his finger. He pointed his index at your face.

"do you have an idea of what I'd do for your blood sucker ass?"

"ruin your life apparently" the words came out sharp in sarcasm. Which made him laugh in an even colder "ha-ha".

He was glaring at you. Then he sighed. His finger dropped with his shoulders, almost like he was melting. His forehead dropped on your shoulder.

"I'd ruin my whole life. Yes. I'd ruin it, just-" his voice got muffled as he pressed his nose into your neck "i don't wanna lose you"

Those words hit straight into your heart. It's wrong. What he's saying its wrong. But so true for him. Your fingers interlocked with his hair.

"you won't lose me. But it'd be better if you didn't hide your struggle from me. Especially the ones that are... My fault."

"okay"

"I want to help you"

"i know"

"if there's something I can do I want to do it. Whatever. Really"

He lifted his head. He looked into your eyes. A little smirk on his face.

"can you eat that damn cat that keeps stealing the grapes"

"what?!"

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Head empty, just diluc making drinks. I think about that everyday. The hands, the focused face, the flow... art.

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Thinking about diluc's hair.

Thinking about him not taking care of them. Thinking about him coming home, dirty and wet from the storm. Him laying in bed for a few days... him, disappearing for years. Him, asking adelinde to help him brush the knots away when he's finally home, freshly bathed. Adelinde taking hours to brush the red locks until they are back to their original softness, noticing how much they grew... how much he grew up.

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Ragbros must be total gentlemen. I bet Crepus was really insistent with good manners. Especially around women. Opening doors, making them sit before you, hand kisses... all of that.

It wasn't that easy to make them behave. They found some rules stupid. Like why would they have to fill Jean's glass before theirs? That girl just destroyed them both in swordfighting!

Anyway, no one beats the Crepus + Adelinde alliance. They both grew up to be excellent gentlemen.

I can imagine them forgetting some rules and screaming to themselves "who raised you?!" Like they could still hear Adelinde's glare on them.

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The red thing on my neck is, in fact, a mosquito bite.

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putting crush culture by conan gray behind isaac was one of the best decisions made ever

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I wonder what people not knowing about aromanticism and asexuality thought watching Isaac behavior before that scene where they mention it clearly.

It's weird because I got that immediately and I was just cheering on him... But was it that obvious? Like... Did the average viewer get it that fast? What were they thinking about him??

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I think diluc would actually enjoy showing you his childhood photos. Telling you what's going on in that blurry picture and why it came out like that. Remembering happy and silly moments.

Diluc is not ashamed of them, even the most embarrassing one. He would show you with a smirk, telling you all about how much of a troublemaker he was.

He wouldn't certainly show them to strangers, of course. However, I can see him bringing downstairs a box full of memories for you and close friends maybe.

It would get emotional and nostalgic. But he wants to make sure that you know who he truly is. He's well aware that kid is still inside his heart and he knows he's still waiting for someone to acknowledge his existence and take care of him.

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Bonus: kaeya is definitely the opposite. When you asked him about those old photos in that well hidden box, he would get sooo flustered. He is not ashamed, but he thinks he had a sort of glow up at a certain point... So whatever was going on before is none of your business. You can't see him like that!

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Wedding Dress- diluc

Diluc who needs to really hold his tears back when he sees you in that wedding dress. Is it really happening? Is he marrying someone that stunning?

Diluc who thinks you're looking so beautiful and he has told you too many times today.

Diluc who kisses your neck when people aren't looking, whispering into your ear things nobody should hear except you.

Diluc who just stares at you the whole time, forgetting about guests. It's such a shame you're here looking that gorgeous and he has to talk to other people.

Diluc who just can't stand the fact that he can't touch your thigh under the table. Why does that dress have so much fabric?

Diluc who eventually ends up hating that dress. He can only think about taking that thing off.

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Modern au zhongli trying to get employed but struggling, because he has too many tattoos.

The man (35 yo) had a wild tattoo phase during his youth. He has two giant dragons on both his arms, which are very hard to cover. A meaningful phrase on his spine. Glaze lilies, of course. All of those tattoos have a deep meaning, a story to tell. Memories on his skin.

This doesn't change the fact that he still has to cover them for work. People are actually shocked when he rolls up his sleeves and lets those dragons pop out. The old man has tattoos???

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Beware: 4ggravate content. Because they are my children and this ship deserves more attention.

I think it's safe to say tighnari is the one who patches them up, when they get injured.

He has the habit of placing the classic kiss on them after he's done. Nothing too strange, usual boyfriend behavior. He's happy to do that but doesn't really think it's a big deal.

It gets a giggle out of kaveh. "thank you, 'nari", he would say with a bright smile.

Cyno would whine a little from the pain, or maybe make a flirty comment about it.

Al haitham just stares and mumbles out a "thank you".

Tighnari just casually did that, happy even when they didn't even react to that. It was so usual and domestic to him and thought it was the same for them.

Until there was this one time. It was almost dinner time and everyone was home except for Al haitham. They were chatting, when the door was slammed over by the dirty, messed up scribe. He clearly got everyone's attention. He wasn't screwed up that bad, but he had wild hair, a few scratches on the knuckles and a lot of dirt on his clothes. There was a cut on his lower lip.

They all stared at him for a second, until kaveh talked first. "Rough day?". But he was ignored. The man had a mission, he didn't need kaveh's attention.

With an unusual red tint on his cheek, his eyes were on tighnari (who was still staring at him with a pan in his hand). He was feeling all excited inside. A little school girl having a crush kind of excited. He was so happy that the blade sliced that lip.

"i need the healing kiss."

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Nothing gets me weak like diluc acting all stoic while you're at angel's share. The man is so funny. He acts like he doesn't know you (he knows everything about you). Who's that? Never met them before. And then he will fail miserably. He would get so distracted, customers have to repeat their orders.

When you go to the counter to order he will definitely not say a word. He would be nodding or giving signals like that, because he knows that if he was to speak he would stutter.

Definitely straighten his posture when you watch him. Widens his chest, like birds do. He's so funny.

Bonus point if kaeya teases him about it.

"I'm not acting strange" (walks like he's got a stick up his ass)

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Little ragbros

(only nice and happy things, no angst in this household)

Diluc struggles with numbers!!! However, he is rational and understand maths logic. Meaning that the homework were all wrong, but it's because he wrote 76 instead of 67 at a certain point. Kaeya is the opposite. A human calculator that lacks logic skills. He will stare at the problem completely unable to find the right procedure to solve it. Sometimes he would get the answer right, but without following the rules the teacher explained. Diluc: I DID IT CORRECTLY!! WHY IS IT WRONG ??? Kaeya: *smug smirk because he copied the procedure from diluc and got the right results*

They often had matching outfits when they were little. Crepus would buy them following his own fashion style. This means diluc would always look nice and poor kaeya was cursed his whole childhood with the wrong palette for him.

They are both booknerds. Adelinde may have read them too many stories when they where little, now they can't sleep without reading time. You can find them nose deep between the pages, near the fireplace in winter or in the garden when it's warmer. They talk about the books they're reading to each other, rate and recommend them. Sometimes someone spoil some key points in the story, and the other gets mad. When they play, the game usually revolves around the books they read.

Diluc struggled with his appearance at some point in his adolescence. He was a chubby child, but it was never a problem before a certain age. He suddenly started eating less when he began the training for the favonius. He eventually got skinnier and focused on gaining muscles. However, even when he was all muscles, his body shapes disappointed him. Now, he knows how unhealthy his sudden weight loss was, looking back at his past self he has changed a lot. He's now much more comfortable with his body, his chubby stomach isn't a problem anymore.

Kaeya was such a cuddly kid. He would love to receive and give cuddles. He was always hugging crepus' leg. Crepus called him "little koala" because of this. A lot of kisses from and to Adelinde too. It's a habit he didn't lose. Whenever, he went out of the house, he would kiss her cheek to say bye. Adelinde would definitely point that out to teenage diluc to get a kiss from him too.

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Diluc is that kind of person that falls asleep instantly when you give him the slightest form of affection. He doesn't get enough sleep, so when he finds a comfortable place, he's off. Dead asleep.

He will close his eyes immediately. A caress from your hand? Is that a pillow for me? He will lean against it and close his eyes.

He knows all the comfortable spots on your body to sleep on. You're his favourite pillow.

It's almost embarrassing for him because whenever he sees you or smells your scent, his brain tells him to sleep.

He will also feel guilty about it. Sometimes he would plan a date or any kind of activity, but eventually you wouldn't even leave the house because he has fallen asleep.