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he just like me fr (in love w/ men and alcohol)
Max in Portugal earlier this year via
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saving this for inspo, y’all i haven’t written anything but best believe i’m on here reading fics at night 💪
Smutty One-Liners Part VII
"Let me kiss it better."
"You definitely know what to do."
"Why am I the only one naked right now?"
"I just need you to say yes."
"Your screams will wake everyone up."
"We have all night together."
"Let me feel you react."
"What a dirty little mind you have."
"Please, tell me what to do."
"You seem to like what you see."
"Are you looking for your underwear?"
"Oh, you're so sensitive."
"You really are a good boy/girl."
"This is not the time to act innocent."
"Stop looking at me like that or I can't guarantee for anything."
"I'm going to shower now. You're coming?"
"Hmm, maybe I should shut you up now."
"Maybe it's a sin, but I don't care."
"You're such a tease!"
"Oh, we're not done yet."
Smut Masterpost
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it’s a redbull thing 💪
they really are redbull’s golden boys
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that’s hot as fuck
4 in a row, it’s a RedBull thing
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this was relatable (SCREAMING)
SECRET RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE F1 DRIVERS
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★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: angst
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★ : a/n :: ignore the types please, feedback and reblogs are appreciated!
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the glasses!! 🥹🥹
LAS VEGAS GP’24 - november 22, 2024 (Kym Illman/Rudy Carezzevoli via Getty Images)
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he’s just so expressive lmaoo
Formula 1 2022 Season In Summary
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F1 KINKTOBER 2024
As the October season is approaching I’m finally doing something that I’ve wanted to do for years! KINKTOBER. It’s always been something fun that’s intrigued me and I’ve loved reading about so now that I have my own blog I’d love to do it!
Day 1 - MV1 with Voyerism
Day 2 - LS2 with Public Sex
Day 3 - DR3 with Hate Sex
Day 4 - LN4 with Edging
Day 5 - SV5 with 69
Day 6 - NR6 with Size Kink
Day 7 - LN4 with Hand Kink
Day 8 - LH44 with Voice Kink
Day 9 - CS55 with Spanking and Punishment
Day 10 - PG10 with Cum Play
Day 11 - OP81 with Somnophilia
Day 12 - GR63 with Dacryphilia
Day 13 - LH44 with Spit Kink
Day 14 - FA14 with Marking
Day 15 - OP81 with Begging
Day 16 - CL16 with Face Fucking
Day 17 - LL40 with Hair Pulling
Day 18 - MV1 with Mutual Masturbation
Day 19 - FC43 with Panty Kink
Day 20 - CS55 with Toys
Day 21 - LN4 with Cockwarming
Day 22 - GR63 with Shower Sex
Day 23 - AA23 with Bondage
Day 24 - LN4 with Thighjob/ Humping
Day 25 - CL16 with Double Penetration
Day 26 - CS55 with Titjob
Day 27 - OP81 with Mirror Sex
Day 28 - MV1 with RolePlay
Day 29 - LS2 with CreamPie
Day 30 - DR3 with Temperature Play
Day 31 - All Halloween Party
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STOOPPPP NO WAYYYY AAAAAAA
just found out it's 5 years since the best video on the internet was posted
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fuck that’s hot
Lance speaking French…
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Detective Badge J.P
warning: smut 18+
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you want to what now?", he asked her as they laid in their bed.
her cheeks were a crimson shade of red, "nothing nevermind".
he grabbed her hands that were covering her face. he looked at her gleaming eyes, she slightly bit her lip and sighed.
"tell me what you want to do pretty girl", he smirked at her then caressed her cheek.
"i want to have sex while you have your detective badge on" she shily said.
"wow and i thought you were innocent" he told her as he began to leave small kisses on her cheeks.
he kissed her lips passionately, then left kisses trailing down her neck. he separated from her to put his badge on.
she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and continued to kiss him roughly. jake smoothly took off her shirt and her skirt.
"you're so perfect, a complete goddess", jake said as he kissed her shoulder.
his fingertips grazed her arm that trailed all the way to her shoulder. he played with her bra straps, making her whimper.
"please touch me" she whimpered frustrated.
he swiftly took of her bra, and kissed her on her collarbone. he began to feel her breast, making her whimper and moan.
to him it was like music to his ears. god, he loved making her feel good. he sucked on her nipple as his other hand teased her left.
she squirmed next to him and kissed him again roughly, her lips were a deeper shade once they separated from each other.
"no fair, you have to take this off" she told him.
she unbuttoned his flannel, his light complex made him bruise so easily. she would joke about that with him, but she secretly loved it since her marks would show up easily.
she kissed his neck, "stopppp that tickles", jake said as he giggled.
she chuckled and sucked on multiple parts of his neck. as resulted her marks started to show up on his neck. she discarded the rest of clothes.
she was already wet from all the teasing he had done. she needed him so desperately.
"i need you jake, so bad" she whimpered.
jake got on top of her, his hand trailed down to her cunt. she always got so wet for him.
"fuck baby this all for me?" he teased her.
she nodded, "please i need you please please".
"good girls get what they want, are you a good girl" he asked her seductively.
"i am, i'm your good girl detective peralta" she told him while biting her lip.
he chuckled and inserted himself into her. as soon as he started moving and she adjusted to his size, her eyes rolled back. she loved how he made her feel.
"jake faster please" she moaned as she closed her eyes in pure euphoria.
"open your eyes or i won't go faster" he said as he stopped moving completely.
she whined, then opened her eyes. he smirked at her and railed into her at a much faster pace. he went faster and deeper, making sure that she felt him.
she looked at him, he looked so hot as his pace became faster and tiny sweat dropplets formed into his forehead, along with his purples bruises on his neck.
although what turned her on was the gold like badge that dangled on his neck. just by looking at it placed on his neck made her want to cum at that very second.
"fuck it feels so good", she pulled him by his badge and kissed him roughly.
he was still inside of her, his fast pace made his badge dangle in her face. jake looked down at her, she was moaning uncontrollably.
"i'm gonna cum, you're going to make me cum, fuck babe" she groaned.
"cum for me pretty girl" he said as he fastened his pace even more.
she felt him deeper, he was hitting the perfect spot. she felt her orgasm come on.
he kept going at his pace while cirlcing his fingers on her clit. this move made her insane.
she reached her climax, she squirmed and moaned underneath him. she was perfect to him, her mouth made an o-shape as she shivered.
"too good?" he asked her.
"so fucking good, perfectly good" she said as she kissed him.
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a/n:
not a football one-shot but i had too write this jake peralta smut because i saw a hot edit of him on tiktok LMAOOOO
hope ya'll enjoyed :)
#jake peralta fanfic#jake peralta smut#jake peralta#brooklyn nine nine#brooklyn 99#brooklyn nine nine fanfic
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god i love men
F1 drivers on digital @ Miami GP
📸: mweinbergerr
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he will never beat the baby girl allegations
kitty lance 2 me….
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that’s baby right there
They just spent a solid minute praising how good Logan’s hair looks and asked about his hair routine, his answer is he doesn’t have any, it’s natural and he has to thank his mum for the beautiful hair😭
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redbull seb 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
hot men just don’t cry on podiums like they used to
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the law student!reader is chef kisses this gave me motivation to keep doing my law homework woop woop
kiss me thru the phone!
pairings - logan sargeant x law student!reader (no faceclaim).
warnings - nothing <3
summary - oscar has a new number. no problem! until logan realises he hasn’t been texting his friend his breakdown but rather some random girl. well… let’s hope you have some good advice at least.
— part four of my 500 followers celebration ♡ —
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liked by yourbffname, classmate2 and 237 others.
yourusername: coffee, studying and taking candids of my bestie. isn’t she so pretty when she’s in the midst of a academic breakdown?
yourbffname: fuck u!!! that picture is kinda cute tho. can’t even see my dark circles 😩
-> yourusername: you’re v gorgeous to me!!!
classmate2: those cookies look amazing 🤩 we need to go for some!!
-> yourusername: yess!!! we should. after tomorrow’s lecture okay for you?
-> classmate2: yes!! 🫶🏼
yourmum: keep up the good work honey!! proud of you!! make sure to drink water and take breaks :D
-> yourusername: ofc!!! can’t wait to come home and see you!
yourchildhoodfriend: can’t believe u got into harvard. rory gilmore wishes.
-> yourusername: you’ll always be the lane to my rory babe <33
-> yourchildhoodfriend: imy!! come home soon!!
-> yourusername: i will!! me and u and the arcade?
-> yourchildhoodfriend: it’s a date! 🥰
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yourusername: england was great. shout out to auntie k! oh, i also met some dude. anyone recognise him?
logansargeant: he kinda fine 😩😝😜
-> yourusername: he is… too bad he’s mine 🙄
-> logansargeant: when she claims u in public 🤤 >>
oscarpiastri: never seen him before… he a little close to the camera though. if i was you, i’d run.
-> yourusername: good idea. i already got my nikes on.
-> logansargeant: 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒👎🏻‼️
lilymhe: lovely meeting you babe!!
-> yourusername: yes u too!! need to hang out again soon <3
-> lilymhe: we can ditch our bfs again 🤩
-> alex_albon: ????? NO 😰
yourbffname: girl… did you get the goods?
-> yourusername: the lewis hamilton signed cap?? ofc. think of it as a thank u for motivating me to even do this. <333
-> yourbffname: omg i could kiss u on the mouth but i won’t bc logan might kill me. that last pic a lil scary…
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author’s note: PLEASE ignore the shitty photoshop job on the text messages. the app is usually use to make these texts decided to stop working so i need to find a new one 🙄 also if u guys liked this… u should read my other logan fics — summer lovin’ and manifest it! 😜
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