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The Second Flautist remains the stupidest but also funniest adaptation choice. Su Minshan, heretofore portrayed as a cringefail loser who needed Wangxian and Wen Ning to save his ass from the Waterborne Abyss, overrides Wei Wuxian’s demonic cultivation abilities TWICE. Not only does he seize control of Wen Ning, but he manipulates the resentment summoned by Wei Wuxian to attack people and turn them into puppets at Nightless City SO EFFECTIVELY that Wei Wuxian cannot regain control of them even on an individual basis with the Yin Tiger Tally helping him.

Su Minshan, true Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, is the most overpowered character in the entire series, and we must therefore conclude that he chooses to be Jin Guangyao’s devoted henchman rather than seizing any power for himself because he finds it personally fulfilling.

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i see so many mdzs takes that are 'x character HATES y character' 'x character likes y character'

this story took place over 20 years i promise none of these characters kept the same opinions of each other the entire time.

lan wangji probably felt slightly more positive towards jiang cheng during ssc when jc was working so hard to find wwx. nie mingjue's opinion of jin guangyao fluctuated intensely over the course of the story. lan xichen had a very gradual shift from liking wei wuxian/wanting him to befriend lan wangji to nearly if not completely detesting him. jin guangyao almost certainly did not anticipate caring for lan xichen as much as he did by the end.

lan qiren never changes though. mf is a wwx hater through and through. love that guy

(whenever i make these analysis posts im talking about the novel, i recognize cql likely has different implications)

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where the untamed went wrong was that they didn't give them all silly little moustaches and beards after the 13 year time skip to show that they are all much older now

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the untamed + text posts

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The Jiang siblings come to an unfortunate realization

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To whom it may concern,

When Wei Wuxian hates Jin Zixuan for being an emotionally unavailable jerk who still pulled his jiejie, it’s all ‘oh he is so cute’, ‘he worries about his sister’ and ‘a sibling being protective’.

But when Jiang Cheng hates an equally unavailable jerk who still pulled his brother, it’s all ‘he Is homophobic’ and ‘burn Jiang Cheng down’.

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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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knife dog monster friend

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— insp

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The Untamed as text posts (101/?)

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and another one...

prompt for @/request_aquest Jin Guangyao causing Nie Mingjue’s qi deviation by merits of wearing every day a /slightly/ taller hat, so much so that NMJ isn’t sure if he’s hallucinating or the hat is truly growing. NO one else seems to notice, is he going insane? ...it deserved a post on its own 💚💛💙

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Big Dick Is Back In Town, Yi City edition.

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Like girl. literally no one but wwx and mianmian did anything to help the wens, why do you only care about jiang cheng. are you like, in love with him or something?

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inspired by this post by @drwcn... all the Jin bastards canonically see Stab as their way of solving a problem when the situation gets dire, which I think in a universe where the sibs get a chance to get to know each other, might give poor JZX a bit of a complex

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Wen Zhuliu Hours

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When people's opinions are too annoying to bear, I placate myself with the knowledge that they would agree with whoever the protagonist was while I, side character lover that I am, have objectively reviewed the story and chosen my blorbos based on logic and facts since unlike everyone else in existence I am not subject to my own personal experiences coloring my interpretation of stories. Rational to stan my little guys. Normal, even.

Biting my arm off so I can't umM ACTUALLY.

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Sick and tired of pretending Lan Xichen is #1 wangxian shipper because man absolutely is NOT

He absolutely hates the idea of wangxian together, he only supports it because he loves his brother and respects his autonomy

Everyone acts like he's constantly trying to get them together, when in reality he's just mildly charmed by 15 year old Wei Wuxian's charisma and after that is just constantly asking Lan Wangji "Are you sure?"

Even in the final battle, Lan Xichen yells at Wei Wuxian for being such an idiot for not realizing Lan Wangji has feelings for him, and basically tells him that everything that has caused his brother pain has been because of him - the ONLY reason he tolerates them together is because he can't bear to see Lan Wangji heartbroken again.

I can guarantee if Wei Wuxian didn't die, Lan Xichen would play a much more active role in keeping them apart - he doesn't do that now because he saw the pain and mourning Lan Wangji went through when he died and can't bear to do that to him again

Man is NOT a wangxian fan