lotusneedsserotonin
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yo im lotus/cara and welcome to my hellsite hellhole// 16 //NSFW DNI!!!
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lotusneedsserotonin · 15 hours ago
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It is December so lets get festive
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lotusneedsserotonin · 19 hours ago
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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lotusneedsserotonin · 2 days ago
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lotusneedsserotonin · 3 days ago
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I'm surprised I haven't seen this on Tumblr yet.
Ten years of having to do it to 'em.
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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Looking at fonts and some of them are nice and consistent all the way through, but for some of them you look at the special symbols and go "hoo boy, zero effort went into that ampersand"
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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"oh i hope there aren't any polygonal representations of half of a whole number up to any mischievous deeds!" the scandalous semicircle:
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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lotusneedsserotonin · 4 days ago
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if you chose one of the answers on this poll, i would really appreciate the share. i am an afro-indigenous, severely disabled/medically complex person with no support system near me. i was homeless from december 2023 to september 2024 and it was an extremely hard time for me, especially since my chronic illness makes me very vulnerable.
i cant get more gov assistance rn for a few different reasons but i still need help paying bills every month. my storage bill is currently late, i owe klarna a bunch this week, rent is due at the end of fhe month, and i need to repair/replace the two front wheels on my chair.
notes havent really reflected the amount we've raised recently and its mostly only a handful of people who help. the reality is that even a very small contribution can help a ton! so please, PLEASE help me survive. its getting harder all the time but i would like to eventually have more security/stability in my life 💕
pypal | vnmo | cshapp | ko-f1 | ppal pool
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lotusneedsserotonin · 5 days ago
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Aight, so a suspect has been caught. In the next couple of days we’re going to be bombarded with a cavalcade of information about Luigi Mangione. As we start this period I want everyone to remember:
The killer--whether he is Mangione or another man--is a living, breathing, human being. He has followed people you don’t like, held beliefs you disagree with, and possibly voting for politicians you think suck.
He still shot a man with the blood of millions on his hands. He still caused an outpouring of rage that caused BCBS to roll back its ghoulish anesthesia policy.
Carve that into your fucking minds. Mass media is about to do its damnedest to remind us to hate each other, not the top .001%. Do not let them do this. Y’all understand what I’m saying? Here, lemme spell it out more clearly:
DO NOT FUCKING PURITY TEST THIS GUY, ASSHOLES!!
And if you see people fixating on his purity over the message he sent, call them out on it.
We have lost again and again and again on healthcare because we keep letting the rich divide us. Remember: the people united will never be defeated.
Edit: A couple of people have asked me to not convict Mangione in my post, and they're right. Mangione has been arrested on gun charges, not for the murder, and regardless of the charge he obviously hasn't been convicted yet. It's too soon to lay Brian Thompson on his head. I've modified the post to reflect that.
That said, what I've said here applies to whoever the killer is. As the media circus plays out, a lot of talking heads will be pulling out all stops to remind us to hate each other, not the insurance CEOs. Do not fall for their tricks!
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lotusneedsserotonin · 5 days ago
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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
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lotusneedsserotonin · 5 days ago
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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(
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lotusneedsserotonin · 5 days ago
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jippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
beautiful
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lotusneedsserotonin · 5 days ago
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i love the mouthwashing fandom purely because everyone comes up with the funniest alternative names for jimothy (im not uttering his name, you know who he is) like he’s voldemort
idk i just love that little aspect of the community
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