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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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ghost

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im still laughing at this

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I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

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Year of the Snake 🐍🍊 Here's to health, wealth, and the downfall of our enemies. May you always prosper!

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Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam

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if you suffer with OCD or anxiety try saying “evil thought” out loud every time you have a scary evil thought. this trains your brain to stop thinking scary evil thoughts because it is embarrassing to be a grown man alone in the middle of a grocery store randomly saying “evil thought” out loud. follow for more mental health advice.

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Alt health clowns: all doctors just diagnose whatever fake diseases they need to push evil toxic pills!!!

Actual doctors: wow sorry to hear that your bones dissolved and your eyes flew out and exploded and all your skin fell off, try drinking more water and sleeping better and if the pain gets worse in 6 months we'll do some tests to see if you deserve a aspirin

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marvel shows are written like that post about once upon a time

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ANNA TORV as Olivia Dunham ↳ FRINGE ✦ 2.02 | Night of Desirable Objects

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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