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Mal: *flying around, poking people with a sharp stick* heneneneneh

Morgan: I will kill you dead, don't touch my tea.

Tina: . . .what the heck, freeman.

Ellie: *just dancing with a bagel, humming happily*

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Wisp: ...wot tHE FUDGE, YUKON

Astor: *nYOOM* *shoots wildly into the air* MA CHER, MA CHER, A KINGDOM FOR MA CHER!

Wisp: yyyyyyYYUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

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aight

Teiko: wEEEESSSPP

Wisp: wot

Teiko: can I dress you up?

Wisp: no

Teiko: I'll give you a beanie that fits you

Wisp: ..aight

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Astor: frenchy french, flirty flirt

Wisp: TEIKO, LET'S JUST SCREAM FOR NO REASON!

Teiko: OKAY!1!

Wisp+Teiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *they run off into the sunset, tripping often*

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Eris: *curses angrily in japanese*

Azumi: *curses angrily in german*

Wrath: *looks between eris and azumi* "uh... uh..." *starts quacking angrily*

(Elara and Osric poke their heads in the room, both wearing shades)

Both: "Language!" *they fistbump each other, soap suddenly appears in Eris/Azumi/Wrath's mouth*

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Meet the Sins

Greed: "sup, shorties." *just standing there with his arms crossed, shades on, but red shining through the lenses*

Pride: *in a suit, his hair perfectly combed. His eyes glow green* "Hmph. I suppose I shall grace you all with My Presence."

Sloth: *just lying on his back, his eyes a dull gray* "...hey... hows.. it... going..?"

Wrath: *is in a straitjacket, gagged. His eyes are an unearthly black* "HFHFKEBCGRISPOBTBTHSFEGSYGRNGKGKFHH!!!!"

Loric/Lust: "eheh.." *rubs the back of his head*

Gluttony: *his eyes glow yellow* "omnomnom" *is eating literally everything in sight, even the tea cups*

Envy: *sulks in the corner, his eyes glowing orange. He stares at Eris' beanie* ". . .i want that beanie."

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When the Fortes watch a Movie

Loric: *viciously nomming popcorn, staring at the screen*

Alaska: *cuddles up to Loric*

Osric: *either sleeping or drawing*((this boy needs sleep))

Eris and Hopi: *watching the movie, Hopi smacks Osric's wrench against the floor*

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Osric: YUKON!

Yukon: OSRIC!

Both: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fistbump*

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Loric: *just casually walking around holding a pair of... rather sharp cleats*

Osric: ...what are those for?

Loric: *sees Stolas pulling Skipper's hair* that.

Loric: *kicks Stolas down, puts on the cleats*

Stolas: waitwhat

Loric: *starts stomping on Stolas* This is kinda therapeutic.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @dxgeboi

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Elara, they're bullying me.

Osric

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Osric, stop being such a weenie.

Loric and Alaska

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Osric: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong-*Alaska throws several books at his head* GACK! *falls into the fountain*

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"STAB HIM IN THE LEFT TOE."

Loric, multiple times

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normal day

(Everything is on fire, Alaska is beating Loric with his/Osric's prosthetic, Eris and Skipper are running around screaming, Sire is chasing them with several daggers)

Osric: *sits there, missing an arm, takes a sip of tea* this is fine.

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Loric: *running around, throwing pencils at everybody* NEHEHEHEEEEEH

Osric: quIT THROWING MY PENCILS!

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Loric: *showing off his new ring* LOOK DARLINGS, WE GOT MARRIED! Osric: *looks up from his sketch of eris and skipper* …not to each other. We share a body. He got married to his old 10 million y/o sweetheart. Loric: SEMANTICS! WE’RE A PACKAGE DEAL! Alaska: *throws a shoe at osric*