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Recognize Cinnamon-sama

My kind of church

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The good news is spreading of our lord and savior, Aoba Serigaki!

new Cool-B cover!!

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Glad to see we have followers spreading the word!

*knocks*

Have you heard the good news?

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4.22 Happy Birthday to our Gods Aoba and Sei

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The Dicksquad is here to help with any questions or listen to any thirsty confessions

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The Dicksquad is here to help with any questions or listen to any thirsty confessions

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Sei's Feel Good Message

As you may remember, I was separated from my brother for years. However, when we finally reunited, I was truly grateful and willing to do anything for him. Aobists, you should treasure your family and loved ones. Try to spend time with them, because you’ll never know when it’s time to separate.

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Father I have now reached nirvana. Seeing as I have no further business here in the realm of the living I must ask you to please humble me and grant my request. I wish for my ashes to be scattered on the wind, to be dispersed through the air so I may reach out and touch my people on this holiest of holy days. The Lord has truly shined his light upon us all.

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Aobists, our prayers have been answered, for the lord has given us a DRAMAtical Murder anime. Let us pray for its quick and quality arrival.

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what are the ten commandments, lord?

Always have faith in Aoba and the Dicksquad

Use Scrap responsibly

Respect booties and who they belong too

Be kind to allmates

Allow forgiveness to those who repent their deeds

Teach those who wish to learn

Accept people and their past

Truly love yourself

Find and show others the light and enjoyment of life

Help the ones you care about through tough times

II YO

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I repent for my sins, Father.

Then you have been cleansed, O broken-ace

In the name of the Aoba, Ren, and Shiroba

II YO

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how should I help spread the word of Aoba and his dicksquad and enlighten others?

Tell others of us and convince them to join us. Show them the way and we shall enlighten all who join us.

II YO

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how do we keep away from the influence of false prophets like not-twins and toaster suit robots, father?

To stay away from temptation, you should focus and keep a strong inner self. Remember and follow our lord in times of bad influence, as he was successful at Scrap and was able to save his saints. Whenever you feel yourself in times of great danger and temptation, do not forget the phrase, “What would Aoba do?”

II YO

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Sei's feel good message

Spring starts tomorrow and it is such a shock after this odd weather. The snow is melting and soon beautiful flowers will bloom. Spring is a beautiful time of the year but it can never match the beauty of all my lovely followers. Remember not to step on the flowers and enjoy the beautiful weather safely.

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How can I become the ultimate "Aobist"?

There is no "ultimate" Aobist, there are just great people. As long as you stay away from the devil Toue and act as I, Lord Aoba would, you will be the best Aobist I could ask for. When life poses a challenge, ask yourself "What would Aoba and his dicksquad do?"

II YO

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please bless me so I can be a better ass in the future

O Assoba,

So your booty will be the finest around,

The lord blesses you.

In the name of the Aoba, Ren, and Shiroba

II YO