long-live-the-prince
In case you miss me I'm Out of Town
72K posts
Michael (they/them) / trans and queer Dutch idiot / BC stan atm / header by the lovely @lilakenndey
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
long-live-the-prince · 3 days ago
Text
nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
69K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 5 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
72K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 5 days ago
Text
Posting something Blind Channel related until they come back - Day 16
Tumblr media
29 notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
33K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 9 days ago
Video
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
888K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 10 days ago
Text
the way Americans talk about kale makes me feel so crazy like girl. that is Boerenkool
1K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 10 days ago
Text
you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
96K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 11 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
credit
36K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 17 days ago
Text
reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
59K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 19 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
❤️‍🩹
89 notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 19 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Say it.
67 notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 21 days ago
Text
In utter disbelief
23K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 21 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 22 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
79 notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 22 days ago
Text
Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
72K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 22 days ago
Text
Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.
70K notes · View notes
long-live-the-prince · 22 days ago
Text
Måneskin - Coraline (Sanremo Music Festival 2022)
229 notes · View notes