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Juno hears Nureyev stress about being old one too many times and dyes his hair white so Nureyev has to stop complaining about greys or risk saying something negative about his lovely wonderful Juno.

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My favorite trend in fanfics is when Nureyev and Vespa have completely civil conversations but only when in private or talking about their trans related healthcare.

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Vespa has requested to review streams ahead of time to check for particularly creative homme/femme-fatales after the “incident” when they watched “Holes”(2003). Nureyev, on seeing Katherine Barlow show off her venomous nail polish, decided that he HAD to have it. No one is sure where he got it (though Buddy did ask for a bottle) but now he’s got a fun new weapon and Vespa looses a little more sleep each night remembering that, NOW, her little problem is venomous.

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Bentin always supported Juno academically, making him actually do his work and pushing him to skip a grade. Juno refused to do anything that would separate them, so Bentin worked overtime to keep up with him.

Juno, in the other hand, did his absolute hellbent best to help Bentin with his dance career, constantly practicing with him and working jobs on top of school from eight to afford classes without worrying about “Ma’s” spotty income.

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Juno deserves to dress slutty, as a treat.

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Juno and his friends used to go swimming in the cooling pool of the old nuclear reactor which supplied power to oldtown. He has since learned that breaking in to a high security facility every weekend was great practice for his future career.

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Given the general untrustworthy nature of any major establishment, it's pretty common in Old Town for people to wear nice jewelry that can be turned around and pawned rather than keep too much in the banks.

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Buddy: you know Juno, you need to stop being so hard on yourself.

Juno: sorry, I have to. It’s part of my religious beliefs.

Buddy: …which would be?

Juno: That there’s a higher power and they hate me specifically.

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Truth or Dare-

Nureyev: truth or dare (my dearest detective)

Juno: dare

Nureyev: I dare you to kiss the person who your most attracted to in this room.

Juno: Ok. Hey Jet!

Nureyev: *GASP*

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Juno after graduating top of his class from the police academy.

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I’ve finally figured out how to explain Juno’s job;

Buddy is the master architect of every crime. Juno is the engineer who comes in and makes sure the thing actually gets built.

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Rita has 20 pairs of glasses and they’re all cat eyed.

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Nureyev discovered just how low Juno’s expectations for an SO actually are and decided to just change that whole situations.

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I think we both know Nureyev is Gomez.

Juno and Nureyev are about ten years from achieving their final forms: Mortica and Gomez Addams

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Juno and Nureyev are about ten years from achieving their final forms: Mortica and Gomez Addams

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There’s a lot of potential in a Corpse Bride style Penumbra AU.

When Peter Nureyev receives a proposal from none other than Madam Zolotova, one of the richest people alive, he’s naturally thrilled. This is the solution he’s been looking for, what will finally free him from the debt following him around like an oncoming hurricane. Whether or not he actually loves, or for that matter even particularly tolerates her is another matter entirely. He goes out one evening to practice his vows. After all, if he’s going to pull this off, everything must go according to plan.

Everything starts to go wrong for Juno Steel when he learns what exactly his police chief and more importantly future mother-in-law has been doing behind the scenes. So he tells his fiancée, Diamond, saying he thinks he needs to tell everyone what it is her mother is up to. She stops him, says there’s no good in that, that too many people are in on this. No, what they need to do is run away together. They agree to meet at a quarter to ten at the edge of the wastes. Juno comes in his wedding dress. Well it turns out there was some drift in their plans. He came looking to get married, and someone else came to see him get buried. He doesn’t really know why he stuck around, but it all seems to finally pay off for him when a strange man proposes to him. It looks like his luck is changing, right? Right?

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I physically cannot get over this fic:

In it Juno is a Swan Maiden, similar to a cross between selkie and siren mythology. It is absolutely fantastic.

(Some folks just have too much sorrow growing in their lungs, too many poems scratched into their throats, and they just have to sing it out of them.)

(sing to keep from drowning, sing to stay afloat)