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Good Fuckin Tropes™
Characters realizing for the first time that their injury is going to scar horrifically
character A: *reveals something shocking* - character B: okay - character A: why aren’t you freaking out - character B: it’s been a weird fucking day man
Characters having complete breakdowns after realizing they’re becoming one of/have always been one of the monsters their side is fighting
Character going absolutely berserk and tearing the enemy apart after someone they care about is killed/injured
Big menacing characters being absolute nerds and sweethearts
On the flip side, tiny cute characters that will fuck you up
Heroes realizing they can’t fight on their own, but can win with the Power of Friendship
Character A: Yeah, I can’t make you do *thing,* but they can - character B: *smirks*
Character being ridiculously proud of their best friend and showing them off and cheering them on way more than necessary
Character suddenly realizing they’ve been in love with their best friend for years in an “oh shit” moment
“Remove your weapons” *removes weapons* “ALL your weapons” *removes even more weapons* “ALL OF THEM” *removes one more giant weapon that realistically couldn’t be hidden anywhere on the human body*
Talking animals getting offended when humans assume they’re just dumb regular animals
A group of characters that has no idea how to deal with a child getting saddled with having to take care of a kid
Characters talking to their dead SO’s grave
Sweet innocent characters that cuss like sailors
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gotta be Freeze Your Brain from Heathers!
IMPORTANT QUESTION
What do you guys think is the best villain song ever made???
This can be from any musical, TV show, or movie ever. Just the best villain song!
I think the best villain song ever is Slipping from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, but I would love to know what you think!
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B: Those two really don’t do well when they’re separated, huh?
R: Oh, you have no idea.
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Hamlet: should I?
7 soliloquies, 4 acts and 2 deaths later
Hamlet:


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in the macgyver fandom we don’t say “i love you” we say
if you go kaboom, i go kaboom
and i think that’s beautiful
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a real conversation at my school today
a seventh grade kid: *changing his shoes*
another seventh grader: ew, feet!
the first kid: ew, Emma!
nice move
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another haiku
my absolute ass
of a dog has struck again
bye bye banana
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stevetony tropes
Because there isnt a list
Steve bringing Tony sandwiches when he’s in the workshop for too long
Steve reminding Tony to sleep
Steve drawing in Tony’s workshop
Tony buying Steve art supplies
Steve punching the ever living shit out of Ty Stone (at a Gala)
Steve’s love for Tony’s curly hair
Steve’s love for Tony’s appearance every morning (Disheveled, sweatpants, tank top, small and tired)
Tony always smelling like oil, grease, coffee, and a hint of his shampoo, and Steve loving it
Steve hating Tony’s press smile.
Steve calling Tony sweetheart & doll
Steve and Tony talking about Howard
Tony loves and is raised by “Aunt Peggy”
Peggy giving Steve her blessing
Making food/watching TV at 4 am
Soooo many Gala dates (that arent explicitly dates but both of them are still nervous and stupid)
Steve yelling “Tony!” when he gets hurt during battle
Tony teaching Steve how to dance
Steve either not knowing what to do during sex but immediately picking up how to do it well after mere moments or Steve going “I was in the military, tony” and gives Tony surprisingly mind blowing sex that he was not expecting there is no in between
Steve blushing no matter what
Tony’s inability to recognize Steve courting him.
Tony loving Captain America when he was younger. This includes, but is not limited to, Tony & action figures, Tony & being compared to Steve by Howard, Tony & having Impure Thoughts about Steve growing up, etc.
Steve defending Tony at Press Conferences/Steve getting angry at the media for slandering Tony
Steve coming out accidentally when yelling at Alt Righters for using his image to further their homophobic agenda
“We had gay men in the 40s, Tony.”
Tony calling Steve honey bunch, sugar, handsome man, hunk, darling, Spangles, etc
Tony calling Steve “Rogers” to distance himself but Steve insists on Tony calling him by his name.
Steve petting Tony’s bots and playing w/ them. Tony melting at it.
Steve spooning Tony and holding one arm around his waist and the other holding his arc reactor
Steve’s serum and its… helpful capabilities in bed that Tony cant get enough of
Steve big. Tony small.
Steve and Tony’s unofficial son, Peter Parker
Steve and Tony being referred to as Mom and Dad
“You gave me a home.”
Steve getting heart eyes at Tony and his charity donations
Steve getting super jealous/possessive when someone tries to flirt w/ Tony.
Tony thinking this (see above) is a Huge Turn On.
Tony thinking he is undeserving of Steve’s love because “he’s Captain America”
Armor Kinks. Uniform Kinks.
Steve giving Tony his dog tags
Identity Porn. Steve isnt sure if he loves Tony or Iron Man more, but he is kind of sure they might be fucking each other….
Falling into another dimension where they’re married
Earth 3490 (see above)
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a haiku
today my dog stole
our whole bunch of bananas
the whole fucking lot
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klaus, miserable: this aquarium sucks.
ben: what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Diego: [frantically searching through a first aid kit] Why did you fill it with Cheetos?!
Klaus, bleeding out: I don’t know, I thought it was funny at the time
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