loftylockjaw

[loftylockjaw]

[pm] You're such a babygirl, which I mean in a positive way, don't worry. God love ya.

That's true. You get my point, though.

[...] Oh. [...] And he was just lurking around outside the Pit? [..........] If you see him again, stay away from him, Fe. He ain't good news. Don't know what he's got to say to me that couldn't just be in a text, but I don't want you gettin' mixed up in any of that, okay? Thanks for tellin' me. If I see him, I'll take care of it.

[pm] Isn't life more fun when you do, though? I don't think we can know organs don't have feelings! For all we know, our feelings come from our liver instead of our brain!

Well, you could probably actually throw her pretty far.

[.....] Uh... tall? He was kind of scary looking, and he wouldn't tell me his name. He said he hunted a deer for you once, but I don't know. Maybe he was lying. He kept saying you were pissed at him.

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[pm] Sure, but bein' passionate about somethin' don't mean you gotta inject fantasy into it. Organs don't got feelings, Felix. Except your brain, I guess, since that's all you really are. But livers? She's just fuckin' weird is what she is. Don't let her bully you.

Probably not. I'unno. Don't trust 'er far as I can throw 'er.

[.......] An ex? [ user doesn't have any of those that he thinks would come looking for him ] What'd he look like?

[pm] She gave me water and let me stand in her living room when I was on a walk! I think she's just [.....] really passionate about [........] organs. And that's okay! It's good for people to have passions. I think lots of things have feelings, you know? Just because they don't look the same as our feelings doesn't mean they're not there.

She doesn't seem [.....] great at socialization. She probably didn't mean anything bad by it, right?

[........]

Hey, there was [...] some guy hanging around outside the Pit the other night. He said he knew you, and he was acting [...] really sketchy. He said he was an ex?

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—we’re not gonna leave until you get it right, okay?

—you’re staying with me?

—well, yeah. i’m not dead inside.

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[pm] Because me do. ):

I got you, boo. Don't really got anyone I want dead at the present, so I'm takin' suggestions.

[pm] Really? Your strongest argument here is "me knows best?" Whatever, fuck it, I would very much like to see you kill someone with an apple. You know violence is always the key to my heart.

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[pm] Yeah well, you also didn't ask to be born to that family. I don't think you gotta owe your life to no one that you don't want to. People have kids n' think they own 'em. Don't treat 'em like real people, just like work horses or vessels to pump their own ideologies into. It's fucked. You ain't done nothin' wrong.

To be fair, I did this one to myself. Didn't realize the.... permanence of it, when I signed up. Nah... nothin' to be done. Tried gettin' my friend out, only made their situation worse. Better off just keepin' my head down and doin' what I'm told. I'm okay, though. Been gettin' hurt all my life, don't barely feel it no more. [ user is full of shit ]

[pm] Can't really explain it. Just. They gave me a roof over my head and food on the table. All they wanted was for me to work the farm and run the place with my dad. It wasn't a lot to ask in return. And then I basically said fuck you to them. I just don't get why I can't have both. Gotta hurt one to have the other. I'm always just hurting people.

He took advantage and you're having to pay for it all. Lose everything and stay in that shit. It ain't fair man. Is there any way I can get you out? Can't stand how hurt you get sometimes. All the time. I know it can be fun and all, but you look tired these days.

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[pm] I ain't really an animal person, I guess. [ ironic. ] Never had a pet, don't want none. Too selfish with my time, for starters.

Zoos have done that?? Why? I thought their whole thing was breeding endangered animals so they won't be endangered no more. Oh... yeah, they sound pretty dumb. If they're so set on dyin' out, we oughtta just let 'em. Don't wanna think about how much it costs keepin' those idiots alive. They come in red?

[pm] My lips are sealed! ish don't even worry about it. Uh huh, nothing to talk about, samesies. Right, like... she cares about everybody doing okay and stuff. I think Melody has made peace with the roomba, Lullaby is still on the fence. Wait, get rid of my babies? Are you a dog lover? I get that, they trick ya with their adorable vibes, but a cat's love is totally worth it.

Oh, totes. What isn't a conspiracy these days, honestly. Some people are claiming that pandas aren't real. Or that they went extinct a long time ago. Cause, you know how some zoos have dye bears and dogs and even put humans in suits to pass as pandas? Yup. But also, cause they're so bad at reproducing and they only eat bamboo even though they're carnivores and stuff. It just feels like they kinda don't wanna last long, right? Honestly, as long as red pandas are real I'm good.

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None? That's a shame, for you. I guess.

I don't have kinks.

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[pm] She don't sound like she's nice to you. And I ain't gonna stand for people bein' shitty to you. Least not the ones I ain't forbidden from touchin'. [...] If she's a doctor and she thinks organs got feelin's, then she's got a screw loose. Wouldn't trust much that she says.

Was just... she tried to offer 'em to me as some sort of... peace thing. Jade told her to be nice to me, so she started askin' if I wanted peanut butter crackers. You know, like a [...] dog. Just wanted to make sure she wasn't belittlin' you like that. You got enough self esteem issues as it is

[pm] I don't think she's as bad as you think she is. She's nice to me, sometimes. [...] Not everything, maybe. But she has to be right about stuff like organs and bones, right? Doctors know all that.

[...]

Really? She doesn't seem like the kind of person who would poison anyone. Even with a good reason. Doctors take an oath about that! I saw it in Grey's Anatomy. Why are you curious about that?

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Dunno, other folks seem mighty keen for it. Maybe you just got bad taste.

You think-- If you fucking knew-- Probably has to do with the quality of the serving.

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[pm] Really had your ex in mind, you know, the one you been fucked up over since Boston like a little bitch baby, but sure. Include me in there too -- might as well, for all the good I did you. [...] Good luck with that, sport. At least I fight for myself, eh? At least bein' a pit dog comes with a sense of pride, which I'm sure you can't relate to anymore. You didn't answer when I asked who's got you on a leash now.

[pm] Hard to argue that when you're part of the roster. Perfect, I'll make sure to send them a greeting from you before I take their head off. Sure you fucking do, just a cockfighting rooster with some scales.

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[pm] 'Course I'm right. You think a wild animal gives a shit if some human gets all doe-eyed lookin' at 'em? They got more important things to worry about, like where their next meal is comin' from. Don't rightly think they do much worryin' at all, to be honest. Could all take a page from their book, eh?

[pm] I would care if I was a pigeon. what the fuck does that say about me. Who knows maybe you're right... still feel bad for them.

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[pm] Good, good. Make sure it stays that way.

Ahh, of course, I see. Well if his name is anything to go by, then yeah! Anythin' I can do to help? You probably shouldn't go out there alone, leastwise... even if it ain't with me, you know?

[pm] I'm doing okay... keeping safe from all the crazy shit going on in town, I promise.

I wanna go to the corn maze and bring mulled wine and gourds to Gourdon - he's a lil cryptid guy, I haven't met him, but I think he'd like that.

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[pm] Haha, right, the highest! [...] You keepin' alright, squirt?

Oh hell yeah, love a good mulled wine. What's got you inspired to make so much, hm?

[pm] Yup. Said all that. Which I'm choosing to take as a high honor. Do you know that she's a

[...] unrelated, BUT: If I made like SO MUCH mulled wine would you want some?

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@vanishingreyes replied to your post “[pm] Can we maybe go out sometime? [...] Only if...”:

[pm] Anything. Absolutely anything, if it means I can see you.

​[pm] I know I still owe you that trip to New York, maybe that oughtta wait for the holidays, eh? Hear it can be kinda magical that time of year. As for now, I think a new club opened up on Middle St, wanna check it out? Could get dinner together before too, if you want.

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[pm] Can we maybe go out sometime? [...] Only if you want.

[pm] Of course I want, cher. You got somethin' in mind?

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[ user sighs as the private messages start pouring in ]

It's my fault, really, for givin' out free samples. Shoulda known you wouldn't be able to handle a full serving.

@loftylockjaw replied to your post “have you ever had someone else save your life?”:

Well... there's no accountin' for taste.

​[user links wyatt's account on a reddit thread for taylor swift fans against haters - have fun, wyatt] That says a lot about you too, friend.

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That's a hell of a kink.

@loftylockjaw replied to your post “i just know you dressed up as harley quinn when...”:

Oh, was it the year after, then?

​No. Never dressed up like her. I'd go catwoman if anything anyway.