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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses
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sex is fine but have you ever thought about all the ways you’d rewrite a flawed piece of media that shaped your life and holds a special place in your heart despite its unfulfilled potential
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refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens
you can also donate to care for gaza here
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YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY . You will find a WAY ….. you WILL find a way . You will find a way you will find a way…��!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY YOU WILL FIND A WAY you will find a Way you will (find) a way you will find. a way you will find a way YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!
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I hope Chappell Roan keeps making horny songs about lesbian sex. If the straights can have filthy sex songs so can sapphics.
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
#god i love viruses#i am and will remain firmly in the dwindling party of scientists that say viruses are alive#not because i actually think they're living but because my philosophical and scientific definition of life is fucking cracked#a virus is alive. so is a computer. so is a mitochondria#so is a single strand of rna#so is a corpse freshly deceased#the line between living and nonliving is at best vague and at worst entirely an illusion#can i back this viewpoint up with any concrete evidence?#absolutely not#but the opposing party can't either and that's what i love so much about it#like fuck yes man we don't actually have any completely concrete definitions of life that hold true for every organism#sit down and have a beer and appreciate the wonderful complexity of the natural world with me
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode
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They found that the bat noises are not just random, as previously thought, reports Skibba. They were able to classify 60 percent of the calls into four categories. One of the call types indicates the bats are arguing about food. Another indicates a dispute about their positions within the sleeping cluster. A third call is reserved for males making unwanted mating advances and the fourth happens when a bat argues with another bat sitting too close. In fact, the bats make slightly different versions of the calls when speaking to different individuals within the group, similar to a human using a different tone of voice when talking to different people. Skibba points out that besides humans, only dolphins and a handful of other species are known to address individuals rather than making broad communication sounds. The research appears in the journal Scientific Reports.
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THE RULES FOR ELECTION WEEK:
1. EAT
2. HYDRATE
3. PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE REGULARLY
4. TAKE A WALK / MOVE YOUR BODY
5. USE DISTRACTIONS FREQUENTLY (MUSIC, TV SHOWS, BOOKS, ETC)
6. SET A TIMER FOR WHEN YOU DOOMSCROLL AND THEN STOP DOOMSCROLLING WHEN IT BEEPS
7. SERIOUSLY GO EAT SOMETHING
8. TRY NOT TO GET ALCOHOL POISONING
9. BREATHE
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I need everyone to see this amazing commission of Goober I got done by @redbuddi
LOOK AT THE GUY!!!
He's bobbin' and groovin'!!!
Red did an amazing job with this, I'm extremely happy with how it came out :D
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crazzyyyyy... im actually going nuts with this hhhh bill you broke my hand
full roughs and audio in kofi :)
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