localdryadfaggot
Local Dryad Freak
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~ NSFT WARNING | 18+ thanks girlies ~ I am a timeless extra plainer being of formless matter and glitter. I am nothing and everything but ig for now I’m she/they
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localdryadfaggot · 13 days ago
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please police you should be looking for waluigi mangione
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localdryadfaggot · 13 days ago
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localdryadfaggot · 18 days ago
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One time on a band trip I ate an entire tub of the tonight dough for breakfast
The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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localdryadfaggot · 18 days ago
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Lalalala
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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This is a vetted campaign! Donate if you can 💖🇵🇸
Have you ever suffered from an illness or injury that needed specific, long term care to stop it from getting worse? One where you had to be extremely careful, or else you could end up worse off than you started?
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My friend Hashem Bader @hashem-bader's young niece was injured about a year ago, at the beginning of the war in Ghazzah. Because of the war, there were no safe conditions for her to heal in. She could not rest and recover, as she had to flee from her home. She couldn't get regular check ups by a doctor either, as doctors were overwhelmed by all the wounded, and hospitals kept being bombed.
Now, a year later, Hashem and his extended family have been able to get his niece's arm checked by a doctor. The doctor told them that the bone in her arm has welded wrong, and she will need another operation to fix it.
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Not only will Hashem's niece, who is just a child, have to go through the pain and stress of an operation during a war, but she doesn't even have a safe place to stay and recover afterwards! Hashem and his family's tents were destroyed due to bombing, and now they don't have a place to live.
£3,116 / £50,000
Hashem has been fundraising since MARCH, but he has only raised 6% of his goal! He urgently wants to reach £3,645, as his family needs that much just to survive, and to buy a tent to stay in.
Please, help Hashem and his family get what they need to survive and be safe. Help his niece get surgery, and a safe place to recover afterwards. They are all exhausted after more than a year of war. Please help them find even a bit of rest. Share and donate, anything you can give makes a difference.
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Donate here!
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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I’m just a florist cuz I love a good fairytale wedding 🥰🥰🥰 show me your form of love and I’ll make it physical baybeee 💖💖💖💖
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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why oh my goodness... look at this polite rat at my door! well i simply must give them a good old fashioned treat :) here, come closer, see what's inside my bucket:
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Congratulations. You have received: The Elusive Bass ($22)
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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@through-the-heathers literally us
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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Okay okay
Uhhh
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@anomalie157 get nominated sucker
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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Burped the freedom burp. Now I may alumber
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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@localdryadfaggot
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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Hey I just put my family cat down today and I cannot fucking deal with you tumblr. I’m on. My. Last fucking. Nerve.
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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Hi mutuals I hope you are doing well and not in a pit of snakes 💖
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in grandmas florals and a vintage cut. Smelling like thrift stores and books and dried flowers.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in the macarbe. Art filled red with blood, and wardrobe filled black and silver. Jars of bones and hair and herbs.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in nature's song. The howl of the wind. The bold heat of the sun on their skin, and the smell of eucalyptus and petrichor.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in the sweat on their brow and the strength of their lift. The rush of adrenaline and endorphins. The beauty in their form and focus.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in the tap of their heels on tiles. The way their voice commands a room. Warm printer ink, signature signed.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in the paint on your apron and the beadwork your mother taught you. The songs you made up with your cousins over your childhood summers will be the lullabies your children fall asleep to.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in the layer of fat on top of your soup, the bubbling of yeast and the smell of onion, garlic, and rosemary.
Here's who the femmes who's expression lies in the strum of the bass and the bang of the drum. Grimey venues with sticky floors, full of screaming, sweat, and fiery passion.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in decedant fabrics galore. Velvets and satins and ruffles and lace. Rhinestones and ribbons. Leather and linens.
Here's to femmes whose expression lies in enjoying the simplicities of life. The smell of the jasmine tree on the walk home from book club. The changing of the leaves. The way their barista knows them by name.
Here's to the femmes whose expression lies in comfort and care. The softness they've carved for themselves. Matching pajamas and mismatched socks. Home is where the heart is, and where goldilocks finds her "just right."
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localdryadfaggot · 1 month ago
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@through-the-heathers hey look it’s u
I love you my cryptid :3
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Been playing with a visual for a bit
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localdryadfaggot · 2 months ago
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Rather than killing someone, I got piercings instead :3
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