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Oh yall I am SO excited for this but I also think if I watched it rn I would enter a depressive episode so deep Kong will feel it in hollow earth

Arcane season 2

what a lesbian situationship will do to you ig

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Guys isn’t this literally the tagline of nixvm? Yknow, the cult.

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Literally a tumblr heritage post

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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I have ruined my feed because I was ovulating

It’s all about hot lesbian sex now

Whatever will I do

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So let me get this straight,

If i become the president of juicy couture i get to be Ayesha Eroticas wife?

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Ovulation pin

I want you to tell me how you’d fuck me.

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realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

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The best books are usually found in places that make you actively fear for your life. Yknow, crypts, dungeons, tombs, used book stores…

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I just wanna say, I wrote this exact essay in a ancient women and witchcraft class I took in uni (yes that was actually the class, classics dept ftw) and the prof COMPLETELY misunderstood my point and literally left a note being like “since when if Medea the good guy” and literally EVERYONE ELSE I showed it to understood my point perfectly but she still gave me a D- and im still mad about it.

I literally have dropped out of university and I’m still mad about it. Worst part was that I genuinely liked that prof A LOT. I really liked her and her teaching style but she just did not like me one bit. Such a bummer.

You've heard about the Madonna/Whore complex, now I propose Mary/Medea: a fictional mother must be an absolute perfect selfless saint whose identity revolves solely around her children, or else be a selfish abusive demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever

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i want to hear about the perverted things your butch does to you? <33

she strapped me in the backseat in the parking lot of the bar... made me wear my cute frilly socks and bounce up and down on her cock knowing everyone could see me being her desperate slut <3

reblog if u want the pic of my cum on the strap...

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I’m out of cookie :(

So I started an only fans and twitter for it (dw this isn’t an ad) and uhhhhhhhh

I don’t

Really remember how I was gonna phrase this story

Huh

Well I have a peanut butter cookie and I think that’s cool :)

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So I started an only fans and twitter for it (dw this isn’t an ad) and uhhhhhhhh

I don’t

Really remember how I was gonna phrase this story

Huh

Well I have a peanut butter cookie and I think that’s cool :)

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I was there (and really high) and they were in fact not happy to see him

"Well, I'm happy to see you guys, too."

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Rip the miz

Your story dating a WWE Superstar

The poll I have just done for your hottest man in WWE I am going to do a 2nd one and the Superstar you choose is your guy throughout this new idea I have just come up with

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As someone with severe adhd who dropped out, yeah literally WHAT the fuck is going on in academia.

In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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Finally someone who understands what I know to be true

Leave Dom and get back tg bc like why is Rhea going bolegged to pin Liv live that 🤨 AND she licked her?? AND Liv kissed her?? Like something's fishy and it's not Dom's fuckass mustache this time