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I'm just curious

Okay, I have a question.

What is that one Youtube video you always go back to when you feel like shit?

For me, it's the "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) real-time fandub games" by SnapCube.

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Nah! That would be so funny.

Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?

I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.

And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).

Alastor canonically died in 1933.

Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?

From 1920-1933.

ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?

The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.

I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.

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My Random Alastor headcanon

Y'know? I have this random headcanon, and I don't know where the hell I got it from.

But hear me out-

Alastor owns Charles Dickens's soul.

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Somebody help- I have been thinking about the ending of Good Omens for the entire day.

It has been playing on a loop! It won't stop!

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Sneak peek

I promise I'm not dead, I'm just graduating soon

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I don't know how to properly describe what I felt when I finished Good omens, but I have a vague way of describing it.

Listen- my parents aren't divorced. But what I felt when it was over is how I imagine I would feel if my parents got divorced.

Am I the only one?

I watched Good Omens

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I watched Good Omens

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Some incorrect quotes for my Hazbin Hotel fanfiction part 2

Alastor, playing a video game: How do I play? "Alastor has drawn first blood!" "Alastor is on a killing spree!" "Alastor is on a rampage!" "Alastor is unstoppable!" "Alastor is dominating!" "Alastor is godlike!" Alastor: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

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Twist, talking to Rosie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

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Twist: I have a problem. Alastor: Kill it. Twist: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Rosie: How the hell are you still alive? Twist: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Twist: I hate you with every inch of my body! Alastor: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Twist: Alastor just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Rosie: You’re not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Alastor!? Alastor: Yeah, in the face, why?

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Kill me....

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I have started writing the next chapter, and I have to say...

I've been looking forward to this one.

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I'm FINALLY done with the chapter

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Some incorrect quotes for my Hazbin Hotel fanfiction

Alastor: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Twist: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Twist: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Twist: Go to hell! Alastor: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

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Rosie: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Alastor, turning to Twist: How tall are you?

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Twist: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Alastor: And? Twist: And you are.

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Rosie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Twist: Mine just says "Twist no." Rosie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Twist: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Rosie: What? No, I— Alastor: enters room Twist: jaw clenches

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I'm tired and bored.

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I am almost done with the next chapter but I keep getting sidetracked by school.

So here is another sneak peek, because I feel a little bad✌️

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Anyway- sneak peek!

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*inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAH-

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I have started writing the next chapter

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Look what I made lol