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Saw this art on twitter by @1iemak and it got me thinking ab silly things

Naruto au where everything is exactly the same in every way, but Kakashi is inexplicably a wolf. This changes literally nothing; he's just a wolf now. Not anthro or anything just. A wolf.

No one ever comments on it but its implied that he's been using genjutsu to make everyone think he's human.

The only one who has ever been able to see through this was Obito (possibly due to sharing eyes with him) and if he ever mentions it to anyone, they think he's crazy. (Crazier)

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NEW EPISODE OF TSHD IS OUTTTT

Bro Mrs. Kurebayashi is like the super supportive auntie and i love her bro.

The acceptance of Hikaru dying and the grave scene as a whole was beautiful lowk had me in tears because Yoshiki really said love is love let me enjoy my little eldritch horror and you know what I love that for him.

Anyways then Tanaka showed up I wanted to kill myself what the helly bro.

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thinking about naruto showing up at sasuke’s house every single day -first thing in the morning- post-war because he can’t go even one day without seeing the boy he’s been obsessing over since he was 5.

and sasuke the kuudere (and tsundare) that he is, diligently waits for naruto to show up, because going to his naru first would mean something.

and he really can’t afford that. not now.

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The leaf village being a bunch of two-faced fucks will never sit right with me and I hate each and every one of those slimy mfers who were hating on just about everything until their asses we're saved by the very people they were hating on.

And it's not even like they really had a valid reason to be hating.

Because literally by the time of Naruto and Shippuden, all the possible reasons these people could've been hating were invalid.

Like people HATED the Uchiha's and it was because of Tobirama and by extent Danzo and the elders. But the thing is there was NO REASON for anyone to be concerned about the Uchiha's after Tobirama died because they had done NOTHING.

Like these bitches really were forgetting that the only reason Tobirama was weary and obnoxiously cautious about Uchiha's is because his clan had been at war with them for literal YEARS. Plus the LITERAL ONLY OTHER NINJA who was ever able to compete with his brother (Hashirama) on any scale was not only the head of the Uchiha's but also tried to like completely fuck over his brother and the village they created (however, this was only because Madara firmly believed the Uchiha's were being fucked over and marginalized because of Tobirama's guidance so ehhh).

So literally by the time of Danzo and lord 3rd and 4th there was NO reason for this shit to still be going on considering this was deadass like 50 years after Tobirama died/was Kage...

And then the fucking switch up they had on Sasuke when he's orphaned? CRAZY.

All of a sudden you want to have sympathy because his clan was massacred as if you weren't praying for times like this??? Can we be so fucking for real. Like I just KNOW these mother fuckers were jumping for joy underneath their sympathetic facades when they heard about the Uchiha massacre you can't fool me.

And don't even get me STARTED on Naruto bro. Each and every one of these Leaf Village bums decided to have beef with a kid because of something he had NO control over. Not to mention the fact that even the shinobi who were well aware of what happened that night were still the worst pieces of shit to that boy EVER? Fuck outta my face w/ dat because what are you smoking?

And I know people use the point of Hiruzen putting a gag order on everyone and all this that and the other thing but I really don't think some of these CIVILIANS needed to go that far.

Oh and then once he saves the village from pain everyone wanna talk about sum "I knew you could do it!"? Get out, because I know GODDAMN WELL all of you pulsating meat riding cunts were not holding a SINGLE ounce of faith in that boy.

And like it's not really the villages fault they felt that way towards him because they naturally wanted a scapegoat for their problem and Naruto was the most obvious choice, but they could've acted a lot better in regards to his treatment.

But even that was just spurred on by none other than Hiruzen who I am convinced-alongside with Danzo-is the root of all evil and bad things in the fucking village.

Because how the fuck do you have a 7 year old making a budget plan for his hood ass apartment? Like riddle me that buddy.

And the worst part about both Naruto and the Uchiha's is that the citizens deadass had no functioning brain regarding their actions towards either. Out here acting like some braindead zombies on some real free thinkers shit.

Like I'm genuinely convinced the Leaf Village was low-key a fucking hive mind because for a good 30 years there was not a SINGLE original thought going through ANYONE'S brain besides like Shikaku, Kakashi, the Uchiha clan, and Iruka. Everyone else was on some demon mind control timing with the way they were switching up after Pain bro.

Either way you slice it. The leaf village is on some classist, elitist, egocentric, xenophobic tom foolery and it will never fail to piss me off the fact that these people fill up the top 10 of top 10 switch up's of all time because these glucking guzzling meat riding freaks really just go from one dick to the next.

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Guys, you just don’t get it…🙄 this is a top-secret ninja move 🫦💅

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nasty adult things ft. Light, Misa and L

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This actually had me rolling

I've decided to post small AUs I'll never write here lol.

Modern 2024 AU, everyone is human. Ryuk is internet famous for having a YouTube channel in which he makes videos Only about apples. He’s been doing this for years and is now a living Meme. He has a series, 10-20 min per episode, where each ep is him just rigorously reviewing a single type of apple. Light is his roommate who at the start would only occasionally appear in the background. Sometimes Light would also give his opinion on the apple if Ryuk couldn’t decide on a rating. Light would do so much less enthusiastically but so logically sound it was fascinating to witness.

Light eventually has his own fans, and people start wanting him to appear more. He does so, and the videos now include deep dives into the apple's history as a context for its availability, regional popularity, use in recipes, etc. The vids are now 40-60 min long, but people still love them. Light's deadpan superiority and Ryuk's unhinged enthusiasm are really entertaining.

Then one commenter (SweetRyuzaki) starts asking him detailed questions, often disputing Light’s historical facts, and Light gets annoyed and responds and they argue for like 50+ comments while the peanut gallery posts their fights on twitter and tumblr. Light eventually knows more about apples than wikipedia does, just to spite that one commenter.

Lots of subtle digs at SweetRyuzaki are now included in their videos.

Oh btw, L Lawliet is Ryuk and Light's classmate at Uni. He’s a big fan. L eventually gets involved in the channel too by procuring rare types of apples for Ryuk's videos. He's rich and is (secretly) funding crossbreeding programs to ensure new types never run out. Ryuk loves him and invites him over all the time, and L helps them film and edit. Light starts to rant to L about the evil SweetRyuzaki and his asinine opinions and conspiracy theories (that seems so true Light spends his weeknights researching them just to prove him wrong in the next video). The fans love their fights btw; they ship it and Light hates them all. Ryuk is having the time of his life.

L always nods along and agrees with Light that Ryuzaki is an evil troll. He volunteers his body to help Light 'get over' his anger and frustration after every video is posted. Lots of sex ensues.

L is winning at life. Until Light tracks down SweetRyuzaki's IP address.

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The Summer Hikaru Died

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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I really hope after this new episode of TSHD some of y'all weird ass mf's start understanding just how truly freak4freak Yoshiki and Hikaru are.

Like you can't be a denier after this I'm sorry because even Hellen Keller would be able to tell these two are queer for each other.

And if you want to bring up the argument for one-sidedness with "well what about the transfer scene, or the gym scene!" I tell you to re-read the fucking manga or re-watch the anime because those scenes are NAWT what you think those are.

Literally if I had a nickel for every time I saw someone say the classroom scene was a metaphor for SA I would probably have enough to buy myself a car.

The metaphor in the classroom scene is Yoshiki being forced to come to terms with his sexuality/liking Hikaru. Him questioning and second guessing whether or not 'it' feels good is him fighting with his internalized homophobia versus what he's actually feeling.

"But his belt was undone!" I hate to break it to you but coming to terms with your sexuality is also understanding what you are comfortable with in a sexual manner/what arouses you. Yoshiki understanding he likes Hikaru is also him understanding that in a sexual manner, he likes Hikaru too. And it's awkward and embarrassing to realize that, almost shameful considering Yoshiki's internalized homophobia. It's meant to be ironic in a deeply twisted way, because he's ashamed of what he felt, he hates the way Hikaru makes him feel: and yet he can't stop feeling that way. He can't help feeling that way.

It's the idea of awkwardly popping a boner in front of the person you like, and you can't help but feel disgusted because they weren't doing anything arousing. They were just being themselves. And yet something is just so intriguing about them you can't help but find it enchanting.

And I'm not saying Yoshiki is turned on in this specific scene, I'm saying it's the same concept of shame mixed with admiration that he just can't seem to shake.

And in regards to the gym scene? I don't think he didn't want to do it. I think he was hesitant because he's never done it before. All he had to do was psych himself up.

I also think it's important to mention that Yoshiki was a lot more awkward at the idea/realization that Hikaru was shirtless as opposed to sticking his hand inside his friend's chest.

On top of this, Yoshiki while stabbing Hikaru still cares for him. He's not doing it because he actually hates Hikaru: he's doing it because he hates the way Hikaru makes him feel (this is a very common theme). He still cares for Hikaru, monster or not, in his own fucked up way.

Yoshiki is selfish about Hikaru in the same way Hikaru is selfish about Yoshiki. He hates to admit it, but Yoshiki can't function without Hikaru either. He needs Hikaru just as much as Hikaru needs him.

Their relationship as a whole isn't one sided. The fandom likes to talk about how yandere and possessive Hikaru is but Yoshiki is the exact fucking same, we as viewers just see it as Yoshiki being more of the victim of obsessive behavior because of the way the story is told.

Yoshiki isn't really being manipulated by Hikaru to do or not do anything. He's making conscious decisions to do things that protect Hikaru because now that he has Hikaru back regardless of what he is, he's not willing to lose him again.

All in all Yoshiki and Hikaru's relationship is deeply co-dependent from both parties, and in a fucked up way, they're perfect for each other.

Stop watering down or changing their relationship because you have no media literacy or just literacy in general.

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Just finished episode 8 of TSHD and these possessive freaks oh my God.

Literally it was giving that one scene in Naruto where Naruto gives his whole "we'll be free of our burdens" queer-no-jutsu.

The ending cliffhanger actually had me fiening like foaming at the mouth.

This episode was also genuinely like scary as shit in terms of psychological horror. I was on the edge of my seat y'all.

And on top of that like the way the lighting and animation was cooking. Y'all.

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE INTERACTION WITH THE GERBIL AND THE "you remind me of myself" THE SYMBOLISM IN THAT SCENE WAS PEAK.

This episode was peak cinema what can I say



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FRANK OCEAN POSTED ON HIS STORY YESTERDAY HE'S ALIVE

My teammate and I were genuinely tweaking about this on the bus yesterday

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I just got asked what 2 girls 1 cup was and I had to sit down for a good 5 minutes and contemplate what my life has come to and just how old I felt being asked that question...

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Oh yeah this is peak

Metas Masterpost for SNS [It's not complete but I'm working on it. I will also be updating my metas eventually.]

Heart Symbolism

Shinjū

SNS/Romeo and Juliet Comparative Analysis

Sasuke staring at Naruto in a Special Way/Naruto Being Sasuke's Weakness [Collage]

Sasuke Singling Out Naruto: Some Connections

Naruto Singling Sasuke out from his Other Comrades

Underrated SNS Moment in Chapter 63

Obito/Rin and SNS Paralells

Kishimoto and the Shinobi Pun

Gothic Elements in SNS

SNS and Romantic Violence

People Reacting to Naruto's Feelings for Sasuke

People Reacting to Sasuke's Feelings for Naruto

SNS as Yin and Yang

Orochimaru Commenting on SNS

SNS, Naruto, and Family

Great Naruto Bridge

Naruto and Youth

Sasuke Being Naruto's Stength

Fantasy VS. Reality

Naruto as Sasuke's Guide

Wind and Fire Symbolism

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for @kkobweek: summer rain

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When people say Watari wasn't using L to make money off of him so I pull up this panel. This was before he started solving murder cases.

When someone says there's no way L had a traumatic childhood before his time at the Wammy's house so I pull up this panel.

If no one cared to give him a name beforehand, it doesn't seem like he was having the best upbringing.

Like how was he able to take down a bunch of kids so effortlessly? Where did he learn to defend himself? Did he have to learn how to defend himself out of necessity?

Also It seemed like he never had his own room before. So did he have siblings he shared it with? Or was he in another orphanage beforehand and shared the room with the other kids. But if that's the case, how could he be in the system without a name?

(Also do all the rooms in the Wammy's house look like a prison, or is it just L's room?)