Any/All pronouns, 16, living in Glimwood Tangle due to studies needing me to be away from family, average Ghost Type lover(Pretending Pokémon Are Real blog, heavy unreality warning)
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Confession time. I’ve never had a Pokémon before, nor do I want one. Everybody I meet always seems so weirded out by this. Am I a bad person for not wanting a Pokémon??
i mean it's certainly not AVERAGE but you're not a bad person. not everyone has the lifestyle to be a pokémon trainer and you can just look up images of spheals online for free instead. spend less on Items
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Anon is gonna go crazy when they find out about the food chain
fuck you fuck you i never realized bart was a gulpin a gulpin ate my friends shiny eevee once because the piece of shit trainer didnt keep an eye on it, stop keeping a pokemon that literally EATS other pokemon
aside from EVERYTHING wrong with this ask. i wish my gulpin would eat a shiny eevee whole too
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Did you know that in some older movies instead of using special effects or whatever nonsense they'd just set a Baxcalibur or Nidoking loose on a model city? I think they should go back to doing that
the producers of pokézilla must’ve been sweating on The Darkest Day
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Gotta have an appreciation for all those weird little kids who are obsessed with under appreciated Pokemon. I babysit for this kid and i asked him if he wanted his first Pokémon to be and instead of Charizard or eevee or something he started excitedly talking to me about Nosepass. so true little man.
THIS ONE is for all the objectmon kids and all the bipedal pokémon and even the kids who like pokémon that are straight up ugly
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What a despicable man….
The sheer thought of someone using their Pokémon as tools rather than friends still makes me sick…
in 2010 a trainer named Nick Nuzlocke entered the championship bracket. soon after his victory he was disqualified and arrested on roughly a dozen counts of pokémon abuse and criminal negligence
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For Arceus sake..
HYPNOS. DON’T. KIDNAP. CHILDREN.
That was ONE, SINGULAR fucked up Hypno that went on to become legend
That is not indicative of ALL HYPNOS.
FFS people y’all trounced on OP for hating Joltik’s because of their town getting an outage as if that’s any different?
But suddenly when it isn’t a cute fluff ball NOW it’s a bad thing?
I wish people would stop hating Hypno so much, they are the GREATEST insomnia cures.
hypno fandom is heating up in my inbox
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I despise people like this,,, just… shut up, Anon…
who fucking cares if using a master ball means the pokemon can't break out. that's the whole point. pokemon are meant to serve us, not be our friends
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If you post about your pokemon, reblog this and write your starter pokemon and how you got them in the tags!
#pkmn irl#pokemon#pokemon irl#mine was my chandelure! back when they were still a Litwik#she was so cold and lonely#we found her in our basement#seemed to be abandoned by their family :(#I took her in though#and we’ve been partners since!
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Agreed.
I’ve had to walk past her station on my commutes a few times and I always make sure to just, make it known that I hate her.
Those poor fossil Pokémon :(
Opinions on the Galar fossil Pokémon? They don't seem very ethical to me
SOOOOOOO FUCKING ANGRY. SO FUCKING ANGRY. those things should honest to god be put out of their misery. i want to hunt that "researcher" for sport. this is a cara liss hate blog
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Hiii!
rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc
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Hi!!!
I’d rather not reveal my name, but you can call me Spook! I’m currently studying Pokémon behaviour, especially the more ‘mystical’ types, which an emphasis on Fairy and Dark, which means I’m in Glimwood, as they are more frequent there.
I currently have three Pokémon!
Candle, my beloved Chandelure, pretty much as old as me, had her since day one! My main bestie, emotional support, and, admittedly, nightlight.
Birch, a grumpy yet loving Trevenant, loses his temper easily, but is the most brave out of the three, enjoys punching things.
And Attol, my Cursola, she’s very shy and sensitive, but I took her in when I was walking home, she’s very friendly, though!
Just here to document my experiences and such, feel free to ask questions!
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