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Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

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Sometimes I look at my life and I see all the places where a second dog could fit in.

No nuance, pick whichever speaks to you the most and interpret for past pets however you like.

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sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

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I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Raven’s Mask
Wondrous item, uncommon ___ This leathery mask rests magically over your nose and mouth. The mask creates a raven-like beak over top of your mouth, which can remain closed or move with you while you speak (your choice each time). The mask weighs 1 pound, but feels weightless on your face. You can don or doff the mask using an action. While wearing the mask, you have advantage on saving throws made against harmful gases and vapors (such as “cloudkill,” inhaled poisons, and the breath weapons of some dragons). You can’t become diseased by these effects, and you automatically succeed on saving throws to resist the “stinking cloud” spell. In addition, while wearing the mask, ravens and similar birds (such as crows and magpies) can understand the meaning of your words, though you have no special ability to understand them in return. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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Butterfly and Moth

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EVERY single time I think, "hm, I think I shall take a magical garden gummy tonight." I have subsequently gotten a text from a family member about my father's declining health.

Tonight is no different. At this rate my dad is gonna hang on until the next time I take a big dose of thc, and blitzed out Liz is gonna be trying to book last-minute plane tickets while trying not to get overstimulated by how strongly she's experiencing her teeth.

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Call her tiramisu the way she’s full of espresso and lady fingers

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most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge

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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

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shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend