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Aubrie on the phone with Devan: Yeah... He’s in the kitchen again.

Tal, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Devan: GET. HIM. OUT.

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Devan: What’s your biggest fear?

Trynewn: Abandonment

Aubrie: Helplessness

Kalvir: Dying

Tal: Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel stupid about it now.

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Kalvir: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven’t kissed yet?

Devan: Every day.

Aubrie and Tal: Why are you looking at us?

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Tal, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time I fell out of the sky.

Aubrie, choking on her tea: Excuse me?

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Tal: It’s over, we won.

*an enemy behind Tal slowly stands back up*

Devan:

Aubrie:

Trynewn:

Kalvir: *starts to point*

Tal: No, no. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it, it’s over. We won.

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Tal: *On a mission somewhere with Devan and trying to plan an escape route via “borrowing” an old lady’s boat*

Tal: I’ll take out the old woman. You get the—

Devan: We are not knocking out an old woman! She could be someone’s grandmother.

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Tal: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Devan, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.

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Aubrie: Tal went to therapy today.

Devan: Oh, good. How did it go?

Aubrie: His therapist had to call a therapist.

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Devan: How do you handle your stress?

Tal: Murder. It’s a great coping mechanism. You should try it sometime, Devan.

Devan: 😳

Tal: Stabby, stabby.

At the request of my sister, @honeyxmonkey, I will now be doing incorrect quotes for my own books and books that I’m reading.