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i had a dream that kamala won the election and brought destiel on stage to kiss as a celebration present😭🤦‍♀️

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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

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Magnus Burnsides keeps dogs for all of his adult life. He loves them, of course, and they love him, but the thing about all dogs is that, no matter what, they live significantly shorter lives than humans do. He develops a reputation for taking in very elderly pooches who are unwanted, and each time one of them passes away, he completes a little ritual that he’s developed over the years. First, he sends for a friend, a fellow he’s come to see over the years as a brother-in-law. The dogs are often scared of him at first, but his is a comforting presence, and they always warm up to him. While Death and the dogs are making friends, Magnus writes letters. The dogs follow his friend on a last long walk, one that moves right from this plane and on into the next. They stop at the porch of a little sturdy cottage, and the occupant opens the door. After she makes small talk, welcomes the new charges, and sits for a cup of tea, she reads Magus’s letters. He always starts them with something like this: “here’s a buddy of mine who wants to keep you company. He��s a very good boy.” And he always signs the letters: “see you sooner.”

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Everyone Except For Siffrin Is Looping Au Except Someone Wishes That Siffrin Knew Everything There Was To Know About The Loops And Subsequently Accidently Replaces Their Non-Looping Siffrin With Post Game Canon Siffrin And They Only Find Out Cause Siffrin Gets The Memory Of Back In The Fucking Building Again.

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hes gonna lift the whole country of vaugarde

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[Act 6 spoiler]

I just finished game yesterday and I loved the Isa and Siff's confession 💖

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couldn’t get this vision out of my head so in the canvas it goes

[id: a digital sketch of Taako Taaco, Merle Highchurch, and Magnus Burnsides during the stolen century.

They are all holding each other by the shoulders in various stages of ugly crying, each with pink party gear. Taako has a party hat, Merle, most likely standing on a stool, has stuck two glow sticks in his beard, and Magnus has a splatter of party paint across his face and is holding a karaoke microphone.

Holding each other, they scream in unison: (caps) “gooodd, what have you done?! You’re a pink pony girlll!!” (end caps)

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i accidentally started doing, like, a reverse speed run of in stars and time. i left the game up for a week on my switch and now my play time is at 250hrs. i’m on act 4. i kinda want to see how long i can stretch it out

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gay people when they have art block but then start listening to a new podcast

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Malevolent Fandom, get this plushie funded and MY LIFE IS YOURS

https://www.makeship.com/products/hastur-plush

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john seeing arthur make friends that aren't him

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has anyone done this yet

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reblog if you, too, believe we should provide transgender surgeries to illegal aliens in prison

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THE MODERATOR IS EATING

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@ellamenop is a genius, ty for the idea

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Hey malevolent fans, how we doin???