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I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

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That's it. Throwing a hissy fit.

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2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man

Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !

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well yes!

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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

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i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

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not to be controversial but i think that transfems deserve a little kissy on their foreheads.

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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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Demonia! the witch!

(SHE/HER) 🐏🏳️‍⚧️🖤

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

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just woke up and the line "60 million years of nothing but megafauna and transsexuals" is stuck in my head. dont remember what it means anymore but there you go

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Iphs mygh bothrday

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