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Depressed runaway robot! -new oc-

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ご主人様の手作りクッキー

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i am being alerted by psychic individuals to post these

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Hey girl, love the thimble hat, it looks so cute on you! Wanna come share a dewdrop with me and the lady's(bugs) later? Yeah yeah the usual spot... yeah...mmhm.. right under the fallen log yeah... yeah you can just-... mmhm.... yeah you can just take a dandelion tuft there... mmhm.. okay!!.. c u there girl!!...yeah?... fiiinnee fiinnee i wont wear the acorn top.. okay.. love you!

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Don't vent to Pinkie Pie

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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Good morning, I've been trying to contact you regarding your possum's extended warranty.

Oh I'll extend my possum alright

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⚠️ National Alert

hi

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i've grown tired of the joke of filling my steam wishlist with terrible porn games

i'm sorry hentai pussy 6, it's over, go home

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girl are you a ford F-150 cuz i wanna ram you into a wall and watch you crumple

ill be whatever you want if thats the result babe <3

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do kids these days still even liek mudkips

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cis girl who demands you call her older sister during sex and then writes a callout post about you afterwards

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trick......or.. treat

You get Reincarnated in another world that's beset by the demon king and you're the goddesses chosen hero but this universe works on video game logic and your starting class is a peasant which means you can't wield any weapons but due to a special reality altering quirk that gives you a stackable 2.5 percent bonus to crafted items that you picked instead of something like immortality on accident because you have social anxiety you can give yourself infinite bonuses from food you grow which basically makes you the most powerful person in the universe and also the elf princess with an omorashi fetish is madly in love with you after tasting your stat boosting baked potatoes and also you were reborn as a girl??

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Item: apparatus allowing a horse to fire a gun