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i really am just the biggest sucker for the power of friendship. if a character talks about how they keep fighting for their friends or about how they want to protect their friends i am on the floor in a puddle of my own tears

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Soft Mushroom Charms by misssapporo

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I used the number from Cube Escape: Case 23

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“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

(Source)

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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

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ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DO NOT PANIC. I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Anatomía de internet

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all i said was ‘welcome to the disney channel’ on day 1 and my name was Logan Paul

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curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

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One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

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nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

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i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

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