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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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#meeeee too lmao

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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#every time they say i'm “easy to draw blood from” but then they follow it up with “for someone your size” gashdhgghdjgafgdhgFDJHGAFGHDSFAHG

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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#o shit hE!

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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in my lab getting sillay with my latest experiment :3c

#only the silliest uranium dioxide for me :3

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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this is my artist rendition of puddles when she's been napping and i accidentally wake her up

#also an accurate rendition of when I have been napping tbh #kitty catto

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oh no the rire content please i am already so unwise about him aghsdHGSDF

Time to get downright stupid!

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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Puking and shitting

#THIS IS ME BTW

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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⚠️ NSFW BELOW

Keep reading

#i am gay and drunk and LOOKING #rire

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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haha betrayed by my family once again, time for whiskey :)))))))))))))))))))

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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😎😎😎 because i am slightly intimidated by everything

🐰 :)

Omgg, I wonder what makes me slightly intimidating :00 Is it the murderposting? Or is it the fact that I haven't seen a bottle of water in months

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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do not ever separate them again <3

#:O #SEAL SEAL SEAL

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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strade remix hype

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Instagram | Twitter | Etsy | Shop | Ko-fi

#ouuuuuuuu my beloved #strade

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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girls will literally drop gunpowder if you manage to kill them before they explode

#oh #CREEPER? AWWWWWWWW MANNNNNN

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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i am having MANY thoughts about remote controlled vibrators rn

#many opportunities for me to be a goblin hehehe

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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🐰🐰🐰

:) hehe yay im just a lil guy

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

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lives-in-the-trash · 2 years ago

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aw you’re so cute. i wanna bash your head in with a fucking bat. (flirting)

#cvDASFADSFASD ME

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