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hiii all that are still following me here! I’m sorry it’s been such a long time.

so truth be told: I don’t know if I will be coming back to this blog or this muse. however! I have once again become active in the rpc here over at @secondbetrayer so if you wish to follow and write with me over there, feel free too!

alternatively my personal is @lyramylove and my discord is laur#7820 if you wish to keep in touch with me that way ❤️

I will still be keeping this blog up as an archive

[litttlebeast]

hiii all that are still following me here! I’m sorry it’s been such a long time.

so truth be told: I don’t know if I will be coming back to this blog or this muse. however! I have once again become active in the rpc here over at @secondbetrayer so if you wish to follow and write with me over there, feel free too!

alternatively my personal is @lyramylove and my discord is laur#7820 if you wish to keep in touch with me that way ❤️

I will still be keeping this blog up as an archive

[litttlebeast]

hiii all that are still following me here! I’m sorry it’s been such a long time.

so truth be told: I don’t know if I will be coming back to this blog or this muse. however! I have once again become active in the rpc here over at @secondbetrayer so if you wish to follow and write with me over there, feel free too!

alternatively my personal is @lyramylove and my discord is laur#7820 if you wish to keep in touch with me that way ❤️

I will still be keeping this blog up as an archive

[litttlebeast]

hiii all that are still following me here! I’m sorry it’s been such a long time.

so truth be told: I don’t know if I will be coming back to this blog or this muse. however! I have once again become active in the rpc here over at @secondbetrayer so if you wish to follow and write with me over there, feel free too!

alternatively my personal is @lyramylove and my discord is laur#7820 if you wish to keep in touch with me that way ❤️

I will still be keeping this blog up as an archive

[litttlebeast]

hiii all that are still following me here! I’m sorry it’s been such a long time.

so truth be told: I don’t know if I will be coming back to this blog or this muse. however! I have once again become active in the rpc here over at @secondbetrayer so if you wish to follow and write with me over there, feel free too!

alternatively my personal is @lyramylove and my discord is laur#7820 if you wish to keep in touch with me that way ❤️

I will still be keeping this blog up as an archive

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“ i want you to know i’ll always be here for you. whatever you need. ” ( from birb dad ! )

"I know that,” Aurora assured him with a nod, her purple eyes lighting up a little as a smile graced her features. A smile Diaval and Maleficent, her parents, always managed to bring out of her. “You always have been, ever since I was little.”

Diaval had been the closest thing she had to a best friend, as well as to a father, growing up, and the little girl had always be excited for his arrival. He’d let her stroke his feathers and would engage her in games, and he always, always came back to see her again, along with her Fairy Godmother in the shadows.

“You were always there, just like she was.” She leaned to place a gentle kiss to his cheek. “I hope you know that I’ll always be here for you too.” 

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just a note hey, remember that your blog is YOUR blog. so all you have the muse for is short one-liners? cool. want to write pages of replies later on? great. don’t feel like doing anything but reblogging aesthetics and cute pics of your fc? awesome! you just want to rp with the same person for three days straight? go for it! lost muse for certain threads and/or plots? no worries, it happens to everyone. need to disappear for a few days or weeks? you do you, and your partners will be here for you when you get back! bottom line is, your blog is yours, not anyone else’s. have fun, don’t stress, and be happy! 

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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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~ Autumn Wonderland ~

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❝ don’t forget your scarf,  it’s cold out. ❞ ❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞ ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ ❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞ ❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞ ❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞ ❝ it’s halloween,  motherfucker. ❞ ❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞ ❝ look,  a full moon! ❞ ❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞ ❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞ ❝ man,  you don’t sound good. ❞ ❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞ ❝ i made you some soup! ❞ ❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞ ❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞ ❝ here,  take my sweater. ❞ ❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞ ❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞ ❝ that’s not fake. ❞ ❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞ ❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞ ❝ is that body real or fake? ❞ ❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞  ❝ NO!  it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞ ❝ what are you,  a constipated ghost? ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞ ❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞ ❝ i’m not going in there. ❞ ❝ happy turkey day! ❞ ❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞

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Dropping in to maybe do some replies, queue up some stuff and also to say happy Munday!! This is me in my Lyra Silvertongue from His Dark Materials wardrobe cosplay 🥰 I also rp as her over at @secondbetrayer

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But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing

Platonic tight, meaningful hugs

Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing

Platonic sleeping in the same bed

Platonic forehead touches

Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world

Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

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send  ❛ ♡ ❜  to suddenly hug my muse  ! 

could be angst  ,   romantic   ,  plationic  ,  etc.

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    lucifer sentence starters     episode 4 - 6.

you broke into my house?

you were taking forever in the shower.

are you sleeping with this idiot?

never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.

something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.

i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.

you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.

why is she able to refuse my charms?

people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.

i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.

i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.

are you gonna help me or not?

you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.

i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.

okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.

playing hard to get? i like it.

wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?

the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.

i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.

if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.

i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.

do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?

you forget. i love pain.

men - they always want to talk!

we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.

don’t. please.

if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.

is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?

do not shush me.

a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.

i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.

does it scare you?

i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?

do i scare you?

either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.

this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?

just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.

i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.

greedy little jackal, aren’t you?

what is it about you and guns, eh?

what’s up, jackass?

hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.

chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.

why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?

why does everyone say that before they’re punished?

come on, shoot me.

son of a bitch, that really hurts!

i don’t bleed!

i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.

can’t sleep when you’re not home.

the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.

you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.

the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.

we need to get out of here now.

i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

i got a taste of danger, and i want more.

that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.

tomato, tom-ah-to.

see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.

when do i get my own gun?

i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.

bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.

you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.

let me guess, you did him a favour.

i process tragedy through my work.

that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.

i was trying to prevent more death.

well, aren’t we the little saint?

you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.

i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.

did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?

well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?

surely you’ve heard the expression 'deal with the devil’…?

people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.

i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.

firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.

sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.

if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?

maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.

you and my backside used to get on well.

is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?

i don’t do favours for guys like you.

what is it with the men in my life?

act like a child, get treated like a child.

witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.

no wonder he can’t get it up.

so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.

i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.

you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.

after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.

if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.

enough danger for you yet?

you do remember that bullets hurt, right?

you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.

ass saved. you’re welcome.

you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.

you’re having another one of those 'gut feelings’, aren’t you?

you’ve already wasted so much of your life.

oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.

you were never as good as me.

keep your enemies close, right?

who gave that order?

if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.

if you really want to do something, you should.

shall we move the party upstairs?

so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?

let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.

i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.

i gave up an epic foursome to be here.

call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.

i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.

i need your help like i need a third boob.

- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.

i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.

i believe they call this interrogating!

we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!

if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.

nobody steals from me and gets away with it.

he’s not gonna change.

i thought you said lying was a bad thing.

you’re not from around here, are you?

you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.

pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.

please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.

i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?

a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?

you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.

i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.

have i done something to offend you?

ooh, whip out the cuffs then.

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.

i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.

been a while since i had a good hunt.

you’d never lie to me, right?

stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.

why do they blame me for all their little failings?!

don’t call me that, please!

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@princesssolaria

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Happy Munday