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"Good luck with shooting the moon" is maybe the single line in all of Twilight that makes me the most insane and it's not even diegetic. It's like. This is impossible and our fates have been predetermined and we're not in the cards and I love you anyways. I'm asking you to love me anyways.

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Everybody complains about Twilight's vampires, but tbh. Hot take of the millennium. I think they're an interesting take on vampires and their main flaw is that they're in the wrong genre. Twilight's werewolves, on the other hand... where is the bite that binds, the gift that gives, Stephanie?? Where is the unbearable passion??? Where is the MOON of it all????? And, most importantly, what's with all the fucking racism?????

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Creatures in Heaven (the song by Glass Animals) is so post BD Bella and Jacob it makes me actually ill

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In almost all respects I would say the novel New Moon is better for Team Jacob/swanblack BUT the movie absolutely redeems itself by adding Jacob saying "stay with me forever" in Quileute. It's so powerful, and it really shows what Eclipse keeps trying to have Jacob tell us. Jake knows what he wants, he knows what Bella wants, and most importantly, she can have forever with him. It won't be what she had with Edward, but this--right here, right now--this can be forever.

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Guess who got not one but two Twilight t-shirts for Christmas lmao

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Oh her? Yeah we're pretty close, I was a pallbearer at her wedding actually

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If SMeyer's werewolves had been able to turn people, it would have been over for Edward

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had this thought and needed to make it immediately

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Lmao I apparently only have shots of Edward from BDPT1 despite my sizeable collection of Twilight screencaps. Very me move

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🌚New Moon🌚, Round 2, poll 1!

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🌚New Moon🌚, Round 1, poll 3!

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🌚New Moon🌚, Round 1, poll 6!

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⛺️Eclipse⛺️, Round 1, poll 8!

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👶🏻Breaking Dawn - Part 1👶🏻, Round 1, poll 6!

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👶🏻Breaking Dawn - Part 1👶🏻, Round 1, poll 1!