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Donna Beneviento Headcanons

Random:

Donna Beneviento likes flowers and gardening because it's a calming activity that requires gentleness and patience.

Since childhood, she's liked to sew all of her own clothes because she likes the repetition of the needle and thread.

I like to think that she hand-sews everything - it takes longer but feels more intimate, and the intricacies of it are an escape for her. She likes the silence of it.

She didn't get into dollmaking until after her family died (more on this later).

She can usually talk but prefers not to, and sometimes loses the ability to speak.

In Canon:

Donna is described to have an undiagnosed mental illness or neurological disorder, which causes aversion to human interaction and an obsession with porcelain dolls. Mother Miranda has a note that calls Donna child-like, but I believe that analysis is inflated due to Mother Miranda's extremely high standards and unreachable expectations. It's a harsh and incorrect throwaway comment. Mother Miranda sees enough in Donna to expect her to rule amongst the four lords, and Donna is clearly an adult who is in control of herself and understands responsibility (this is important to note).

The gardener's notes detail Donna as someone who has always been shy due to the scar on her face, and that she shut herself away when her parents died.

in the Japanese version of the game, Donna had a sister named Bernadette (or Claudia in the American version) who died, and that's why Donna is in mourning garb. After Bernadette's death, their parents committed suicide, leaving Donna alone with nothing but an empty house and the sole doll her father made (Angie).

My interpretation:

I headcanon that Donna only liked her sister, and that Bernadette was the only person who treated Donna with kindness.

I think Donna is Autistic (I'm Autistic too. My intent with this headcanon is not to villainize or infantilize Autism, nor is it to add any "inspiration porn" onto Donna's character. I just think it fits here and I find comfort in that).

Her parents made her socialize when she was a kid. They tried to force her to be "normal," like her sister, Bernadette, but Donna was never interested in pretending to be neurotypical to make other people feel more comfortable.

She was Autistic at a time when women weren't diagnosed with it, and she was feared because of her oddity.

I feel Donna's parents tried to force her out of the house, insisted that she behave like the other children, and were neglectful of her needs. This is abusive to Autistic people and would lead to meltdown/shutdown.

Some Autistic people self-injure (different than self-harm, though there can be crossover) when in meltdown as a way to cope or express strong emotions. I think she was making herself a dress when she was a kid, and she had a meltdown. She gave herself the face scar because she happened to be holding scissors (which would be a sad but good foreshadowing of how she dies in canon).

I also think her scar worsened when the cadou was implanted into her (this is based on the parts of the scar that look like growths to me, and the mini tentacles that come out of it).

Donna being Autistic could explain why Mother Miranda describes her as child-like. Many Autistic people are wrongly infantilized.

I think when Bernadette died, Donna sewed the dress her sister was buried in. Donna's special interest in sewing became a special interest in doll-making, and this is where it started.

She started with a doll of Bernadette and kept making them.

With the dolls, Donna could have a way to express herself in ways that felt safer than outright talking, which she doesn't like to do.

A lot of Autistic people mirror other people's personalities as a way to mask (appear neurotypical), so I think each of Donna's dolls is one of her masks.

In canon, Donna's dad made Angie for her. I headcanon that he was neglectful and abusive, and Donna is a kind person (as seen in the gardener's notes). I think Donna took Angie--a representation of her father's abuse, and put the cadou into it as a way to have a physical manifestation of her trauma. Both from childhood and from Mother Miranda's experimentation.

Angie is the physical embodiment of every bad thing Donna has ever dealt with--a personification of it, and a safe way for Donna to process and accept her trauma in a way that doesn't harm her.

Donna still cares for Angie and is gentle with her (as seen in-game), because Donna acknowledges that she was mistreated, and endeavors to treat every part of herself with kindness and compassion as a way to heal.

In-game, Donna is the only one of the Four Lords who doesn't have a beast form. She's no different than any other human, according to Mother Miranda's notes. I debate on the truth of this, though. I genuinely believe that Donna was a good, shy person who faced great deals of abuse, but all she wanted was to be kind (like she was kind to the gardener) even after being infected by the cadou. I think maybe she could turn into a physical monster, but she refused to become one.

In comparison to Donna's past abuse, Mother Miranda and the other Lords don't seem all that strange, and they accept Donna the way she is. She doesn't want any of that to change, so she keeps the Rose jar. as a small disclaimer, I feel it's necessary to point out that each Autistic person is different. A lot of this interpretation may be based on my personal projections onto the character and my own experiences as an Autistic person. This should NOT be used as a reference for your opinions on Autistic people. Each of us is different, just as each neurotypical person is different. Generalizing is bad. Not all Autistics self-injure or hyperfocus on dolls. Also, infantilizing is bad, so don't do that either.

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Lady Dimitrescu not canonically having fangs is a TRAGEDY!

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I always find it odd that some people genuinely believe that Alcina always obeys Miranda and just never speaks against or criticizes Miranda’s words. Especially since in the first scene, we see her literally criticizing Miranda's decision of giving Ethan to Karl.

I do believe that Alcina is the type of person to go against someone’s decisions or commands until they argue back and then she finally reluctantly goes along with what they are asking of her. (which I believe only Miranda honestly can do)

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Donna Beneviento headcanons

To take a break from writing my analysis on her and Angie 😋

(Bro she is so damn fine/pretty/beautiful basically all of the above, LOOK AT HER HANDS OMG, the elegance when she is making Angie wake back up?? I need someone to match my feelings when it comes to this woman omg)

Okay now that I’m done with my little…rant there, let’s get onto these headcanons 😈🙏🏾

Donna is mute, well selectively mute since she much rather prefers to speak through Angie. When she does speak through her own mouth it’s usually just to speak to Mother Miranda since she does see the woman as her mother in some stance.

Now Donna does sometimes speak through her own mouth to other people, but when this happens it’s usually before she can even stop herself. Usually it’s in situations where Angie went dormant and Donna can’t wake her up in time to get out the words she needs to say.

She only speaks a couple of words before she transfers into speaking through Angie.

Donna does love the enjoy of the kill but she hates thinking about her first actual murder which was the gardener. His death makes Donna withdraw into herself even more since he was one out of the two people kind to her. And she did grieve his death at the time since she did have good intentions when she gave him hallucinations.

Donna is actually very mean inside and that’s why Angie taunts people, mocks them, and even makes insults. It all because Angie is acting out the personality trait that Donna doesn’t show through herself. Which is because she tries to make herself seem as much of a shadow as she can by not speaking.

Donna never puts a bad/ugly feature on any of her dolls and if she does mess up and accidentally causes the doll to have such features, she never gives them life through sharing her cadou. The reasoning for this is because Donna she doesn’t want to make her dolls, things she sees as a part of herself, suffer by making them live with such a face like she had to.

Donna ideal lover would likely be someone playful since she definitely loves games as much as her doll, Angie does. A boring person would just make her bored with them as a person but if you are interesting enough, you’re lack of playfulness will make up for it.

Even though Donna is murderous she isn’t sadistic. Donna doesn’t find pleasure in making people feel pain but she does find it funny most of the time. Speaking of finding pain funny, Donna prefers to watch her victims suffer from the hallucinations she gives than any pain she gives them. Pain always equals to her playmates soon dying way more sooner then they would if she just inflicted nightmarish hallucinations on them.

If Donna did have a childhood friend that protected her from bullies and all of that but somehow drifted away from Donna growing up (likely when Donna isolated herself), Donna would become possessive if she got that friend back. By that I mean like you wouldn’t be able to have anyone else as the main person you give your attention to or else she would withdraw again.

I also believe that you would get a horrific hallucination about said person the next day if you were to come back to her property.

I have more headcanons but I just want to get out of my drafts before they sit in here for another 4 days 😞

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Yesss it makes me wonder if Miranda other details on her outfit that could be though of as just decorations are actually to represent the all creations she ever made. Well atleast the successful ones if not all

Do yall know those flowers on Mother Miranda’s collar? These?

I used to believe these to be a decoration she added to finish her whole outfit, but now that am thinking further I believe the roses to represent something else.

Ok, obviously we all know the Dimitrescu daughters and the fact that Alcina has black flowers on her dress to represent her daughters. These flowers.

And now that I’m thinking about it I do believe these flowers to represent Miranda’s making or ownership of the daughters? I wouldn’t say ownership but that’s the best word I can think of right now.

Basically what I’m saying is that Miranda represents the four lords from the crests on her outfit, and she also represents creating the daughters by the three roses on her neck. It honestly makes sense since Miranda doesn’t have any other reason to have a three-black rose necklace like Alcina besides trying to represent the three daughters through these flowers.

This probably isnt new news to anyone but I thought it would be nice to bring up. Now am trying to figure out which one copied the other with the flower theme for the daughters. Lady Dimitrescu or Mother Miranda? Funny either way honestly.

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I got to talk about this before I sleep because I can’t anymore,

I’m actually going to cry about Isha dying in this damned act especially since it was to protect Jinx. That little girl had powder written all over her personality and it’s killing me knowing that the last person who has loved Jinx is now also dead

Like I said before, ain’t shit sweet anymore with this kid dead so don’t even be acting happy around me 😔

(HER LAST MOMENTS UGH I HATE THIS SHOW I SWEAR 😭😭)

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Do yall know those flowers on Mother Miranda’s collar? These?

I used to believe these to be a decoration she added to finish her whole outfit, but now that am thinking further I believe the roses to represent something else.

Ok, obviously we all know the Dimitrescu daughters and the fact that Alcina has black flowers on her dress to represent her daughters. These flowers.

And now that I’m thinking about it I do believe these flowers to represent Miranda’s making or ownership of the daughters? I wouldn’t say ownership but that’s the best word I can think of right now.

Basically what I’m saying is that Miranda represents the four lords from the crests on her outfit, and she also represents creating the daughters by the three roses on her neck. It honestly makes sense since Miranda doesn’t have any other reason to have a three-black rose necklace like Alcina besides trying to represent the three daughters through these flowers.

This probably isnt new news to anyone but I thought it would be nice to bring up. Now am trying to figure out which one copied the other with the flower theme for the daughters. Lady Dimitrescu or Mother Miranda? Funny either way honestly.

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This is so funny to me because they are making seem that Miranda likes men just because she got Eva through a man. Let’s remember Miranda was a mortal in a time when women didn’t have many rights, she could have been easily given to some man due to family status or money.

Miranda easily could have been abused and even assaulted in this relationship and forced into the act to get Eva. Graphic, I know, but it’s true.

One could believe that Miranda honestly didn’t enjoy her husband, or whatever Eva’s father was to Miranda, since she hasn’t made any effort to bring the man back from the dead. I do believe Miranda would also bring him back if she truly did love him.

Anyway yeah just my opinion on Miranda and Eva’s father’s whole situation for a relationship.

@sparklingnight02 your ask is too long to scroll thru normally so I'm doing this

Which brings me to my next point which is: I'm too tired to coherently share my theories and headcanons on Miranda and Eva (and why there is zero mention of a man ever) so have this certificate instead 🌟

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Thoughts on Miranda's moldy back? 🎤

Honestly, I forgot she had a moldy back but I do absolutely love that about her. I remember finding out about Miranda’s whole back situation from a story on ao3 and obsessing over it for like a whole week 💀

Anyway, I do find her back interesting, I also believe that’s where the mold latched onto Miranda when she went into that cave years ago. Not to mention that's where her wings grow from so it's just even more interesting to me.

I have a headcanon that her back is sensitive due to it being moldy like her back is just a bundle of nerves that pulls an odd reaction out of her when touched. Definitely not a particular sound, definitelyyy 🤐

Also if you were to touch her back when her wings were put away at the moment those same wings would suddenly spawn out of her back as a reaction also. But you would have to basically caress her back for such a strong reaction to happen which I doubt that Miranda would just let anyone do.

I got a feeling that Miranda purposely shows off her back as some type of badge of honor since it shows her connection to the “glorious megamycete”. It’s likely her proof of her being divine and chosen by the mold itself since it’s directly on her back.

So let’s say you are someone in terms of relationship where Miranda trusts you and sees you as more than just a useless misguided lamb or lab rat, I could see her letting you touch her back as an honor since she is quite literally letting you touch the mold that the whole village worships.

But for your safety just don’t go as far as caressing her back because that would pull a reaction out of her which would then lead to you a whole scene. Now if you see this scene as her being angry at you or something more sensual is for you to decide. Knowing Miranda she probably acts out as both.

TYSM FOR THE ASK 😋🫶🏾

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Being able to look pretty while fighting is actually crazy work that only Robin can achieve

Nico Robin’s new look😻😻🔥

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She looks like a crow in this picture ngl, I swear I have seen that same face expression on a crow before 💀

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That 71.2 percent knows what’s up

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Agree with this whole post because it’s crazy how many people think of the lords as basically babies that do a few bad things without meaning too

I know I’ve mentioned this plenty of times before but I’m still kind of annoyed by how the fanbase just kind of completely declawed the four lords and placed the entirety of the responsibility for their wrongdoings on Mother Miranda.

The Baker family are great, I love them, they’re an incredible unit of antagonists who are intended to be very sympathetic, at least for the most part. Jack and Marguerite in particular have lost all control over their minds and their bodies, turning into extremely violent murderers and cannibals who threaten and attack their own family, kill anyone unfortunate enough to come across them and, especially in Marguerite’s case, lose complete autonomy over their own bodies. Marguerite turns into a walking bug hive who’s only purpose is to feed her family and birth her new children. Jack is an unstoppable murderous force of patriarchal violence who has so much fun chasing down and harming his victims, which in the Daughters DLC includes even his own daughter. The exception to this is obviously Lucas, who has been cured of his infection and his acting of his own free will. All of this is caused by Eveline, everything Jack and Marguerite do controlled by her, and yet Eveline is just as sympathetic as the rest of them. She’s a ten year old girl. Even Jack, who has watched his family and their victims suffer because of her infection, doesn’t seem to hold any of it against her. She just wants a family of her own, after all. It’s a complex and tragic situation.

The four lords, while I suppose being similar in structure, are not the Baker family. Not in dynamic, not in character, not in the kind of tragedy that they embody. I could talk for a while about just how completely different they are, but I don’t know if I really need to.

The Baker family are so tragic because they were just innocent bystanders trying to help a woman and a little girl they found in a shipwreck out in a storm. That’s the only reason they ended up in the situation that they were in. While the lords have similar origins, being victims of Mother Miranda’s experiments to bring her daughter Eva back, an important distinction between them is that in the case of the lords, all four of them are still acting of their own free will. Yes, Mother Miranda has undeniable power over them. She leads the cult they are part of, she has control over the village, she is their superior. However, I really dislike when every negative action by the lords is pushed onto her, as if the lords are not all grown adults who are for the most part acting independently of her.

With Alcina, she is the head of her own extremely brutal crimes. I think a lot of people have forgotten quite how horrifying the situations of the maidens are, possibly due to the prevalence shipping between Alcina and the maidens, and though we have minimal information what we do know is very frightening. Alcina uses her work force like livestock, draining them for their blood in a cellar full of horrific torture devices, and leaves their corpses to shamble around, armed and ready to attack any unwanted guests that have slipped out of the daughter’s clutches so that Alcina still doesn’t have to do her own dirty work, given how highly above everyone but Mother Miranda she appears to view herself as. While yes, Alcina does need human blood to survive, her methods are brutal, and none of this has been enforced upon her by Mother Miranda. Similarly to Jack on occasion, she takes a great deal of pleasure in hurting and attacking Ethan as he runs from her. Additionally, everything she does to Ethan is against Mother Miranda’s request. While yes, it is retaliation after he killed Bela, the part I often see people leave out is that Alcina is equally as upset that he entered her property and was attempting to steal from her, and she isn’t just after him to kill him.

Alcina has also been an active participant in aiding Mother Miranda with at least one experiment, considering that I’d how she got her daughters. While I’m sure her strong admiration for Mother Miranda and Mother Miranda’s power over her has absolutely had an affect in this, that’s not something I’ll deny, Alcina is still a grown woman and in her written entries about this shows no qualms about her participation in this. Her general attitude towards others, using young women as a good source and turning men into scarecrows, also leads me to believe that she does not exactly care who gets hurt or taken advantage of when it comes to her and Mother Miranda’s personal endeavours.

Donna and Moreau are the two more sympathetic people within the four lords, but they are not innocent. To start with Moreau, he’s desperate for Mother Miranda’s approval, as well as the other lords. He’s insecure and lonely, and he’s doing what he has been instructed by Mother Miranda when it comes to protecting the flask. However, he does also take quite a bit of joy in trapping Ethan in the reservoir and swimming after him with the intention to eat and kill him. Moreau though, given his conditions and circumstances, is the one I think is the least to blame for what he does.

Donna is hard to discuss because we know so little about her. Her parents are dead, as well as whoever Claudia was to her, she communicates through Angie and she can cause those who enter her house to hallucinate. According to Mother Miranda, Donna is severely mentally ill and that is what has made her an unfit vessel. I think a lot of people took this to mean that Donna is unaware of what she is doing, that the hallucinations she is showing Ethan are frightening, but after having been a fan of this game for years I just can’t agree with that anymore. Donna intentionally lures Ethan into her house with visions of his supposedly dead wife. Donna is going after fears she likely knows Ethan has, making him relive Mia’s death, take apart a mannequin of her, listen to her voice panic over something being horribly wrong with Rose, all building towards the horrifying baby that chases him through the house. There is no way Donna doesn’t understand how what she is showing Ethan is distressing, especially when you consider that, given how she can make herself appear and disappear at will within Ethan’s vision and that Angie is sitting in the hallways stationary and unspeaking, Donna was likely close by Ethan at all times and could see and hear his frightened reactions to what she was intentionally showing him.

Donna’s death is upsetting, but Ethan was not just chasing her down and killing her. Donna was attacking him, or at least she was controlling her dolls to do so. It’s still a hallucination, but Ethan doesn’t know that. When faced with a threat that is keeping you trapped and trying to end your life, you will likely try to get away or try to fight back, as Donna is doing to Ethan after he starts to attack her and Ethan is doing to Donna when he thinks his life is still in danger. I would also like to remind everybody that Donna communicates through Angie. What Angie is saying, that’s Donna. Angie doesn’t talk or move once she’s dead, it is Donna who controls her.

Lastly, Heisenberg. I think Heisenberg is the one of the four most entrenched in headcanons. Headcanons are fine, I am never in this post trying to suggest they aren’t, but my issue comes in when people use them to try and change the canon of the game. For example, it’s fine to believe that Heisenberg was experimented on by Mother Miranda as a child, but that isn’t canon. It’s fine to believe that Heisenberg mourned the deaths of his siblings, but that isn’t canon. The opposite is, with Heisenberg not viewing the cult as an actual family and being very openly mean to all three other lords, even Donna and Moreau who seemingly haven’t done anything to slight him. While his goal of killing another Miranda is a very understandable and sympathetic one given what she has done to him, using a six month old baby as a weapon and trying to bring her father into the mix only to try to get him killed when he denies him is not. I cannot overstate quite how little Heisenberg actually cared for Ethan and Rose’s safety when it came to his goal, and given that we are playing as Ethan, Rose is the priority.

Heisenberg has built an army of corpses he has presumably stolen and desecrated. This is kind of fucked up actually, and done completely independently of Mother Miranda. He also puts Ethan through a very dangerous lycan gauntlet before he even reaches the factory, which makes it even stranger to me that people seem to interpret Heisenberg’s deal as something that would have benefitted both him and Ethan and as if he ever had Ethan’s safety in mind.

All four of the lords have tragic aspects to them and there are definitely reasons to sympathise with all four. They’re victims of Mother Miranda, who knows they will all be killed. She wants them to be, giving her less to deal with by the time she has Eva back. They never meant anything to her. Not Alcina or Moreau, who were desperate for her attention. Not Donna, suffering from her unspecified but apparently severe mental illness. Not Heisenberg, who was seemingly her favourite creation. However, all of them are grown adults who do their own bad things independently of her.

And it’s fine to still like them. It’s fine for them to be your favourite character. It’s fine to have happy or nice headcanons about them or want to kiss them or be their friend or to want them to have survived. It’s fine to like characters who do shitty things. It’s to be expected in a game series like Resident Evil. It’s a horror game series. People are going to do bad things.

I just find it so boring when people take away all their bite. What makes a character like Lady Dimitrescu so fun it’s that she’s completely over the top. She’s campy and ridiculous, her castle layout makes no sense, she’s got three kids made of swarms of flies dressed like a set of goth triplets, she’s a lesbian who’s castle is full of naked statues of women, she turns into a big dragon and laughs maniacally while flying around and trying to eat you. She’s evil and it’s fun. It’s the same with Heisenberg. He’s a campy show off with a fun voice and a massive hammer he never actually uses. He can control metal. He looks like a cowboy. He pronounced Miranda in a funny way. He talks to you over an intercom while trying to get you killed. They’re fun and evil and they fight over who gets to kill Ethan like they’re two little kids. It’s absurd.

What makes a character like Donna so scary is that she’s silently working in the shadows, unassuming at a first glance and unseen for most of the time in her house. She is the least threatening of the four upon first glance, and yet she has undeniably the most frightening part of the game. Pretending as if Donna is completely unaware of what she is doing and babying her like she is an incapable child waters her down completely and takes away from the effectiveness of her character.

Villain characters are great! They’re very often the highlight of the story they are in, and they aren’t real! The four lords especially are often so completely exaggerated in what they do as well. It’s fine to like villains! It doesn’t make you bad! Characters can be bad people and you can still like them!

It’s just frustrating seeing a group of very fun and exciting villains, all designed with different aspects of horror, all over the top and campy and stupid and fun, all doing their own set of fucked up things, watered down to a set of poor innocent victims who have never done any wrong ever. If you want Jack and Marguerite, take Jack and Marguerite. Lady Dimitrescu loves killing and eating women and Karl Heisenberg turns corpses into soldiers. They’re bad people and they do comically exaggerated bad things. If you can’t stomach liking a character like that, horror is probably not the genre for you. Unless it’s Resident Evil 7, I suppose, but apparently tall women aren’t hot when it’s Marguerite Baker crawling on the walls.

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Finna analyze Donna’s character because my love for her is coming back. Honestly am trying to figure out her true personality since I didn’t know how she acts if we are leaning more towards canon-accurate.

I do have the base understanding that Donna’s personality is very likely the same personality that we see from Angie.

I forget that Donna did spread her cadou with the dolls she made/makes for then she can control them, and Angie is the one with the most cadou. I will even go as far to say that Donna and Angie have the same amount of one single cadou.

(Basically Donna has 50% and Angie has the other 50% of the cadou that was put upon Donna.)

Now I don’t really remember much about Angie in the game which is why am doing an analysis anyway. Also underrated opinion, I feel like Donna is wayyy more villainish than most make her appear. I think most believe that Donna isn’t on the same level with Alcina or Miranda when it comes to doing evil things because of the fact she is quiet and hides behind a veil. But seeing that Donna doesn’t mind inflicting nightmare delusions upon Ethan throughout the game; I couldn’t imagine Donna not doing some evil shit here and there.

That’s just what I think currently though. I will have solidified thoughts after this analysis 😈

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Family Woman Miranda, basically a rant/headcanons about what Miranda would be like if she had her own small family going on

Ok so obviously Miranda would have Eva back in this and a wife. Now I wouldn’t see Miranda’s whole family thing going on here to be complete until like Eva is two years old.

The reason why is because I strongly believe Miranda would give all her attention to Eva once she is back to where she isn’t paying attention to any possible lovers, you know what I mean? But once Eva is two I do feel like Miranda would be slightly more used to having her baby back to where she can give her mind to other things for a second.

Plus I do believe Miranda would want Eva to grow up with a complete and loving family, especially if Eva even so much as mentions wanting another parent. Listen Miranda will give that little girl whatever she wants so if she wants another mom, Eva will be getting another mom.

Now with that out of my system let me talk about the whole Miranda as a whole mom and wife cause I got a few things to say about that

Miranda would be very protective of both you and Eva. But it isn’t as noticeable since Miranda barely ever has to protect you or her daughter from any threats. When there do happen to be some threats coming against your life, especially physical ones, Miranda immediately deals with it. And suddenly you are limited on how much you go out without her physically being there with you afterwards.

Eva holds a very high image in the village, thanks to Miranda of course. So there will be no threats to her life on the villager's end because they all know that Eva is their priestess's daughter. So the threats would instead be like when it comes to sickness surely. We all really know why so I don’t have to explain that lol. But when sickness does even slightly start to spread in the village Miranda would either kill the sick ones ORR she would just put them under quarantine. But I would see her likely just killing them because that eliminates the whole threat of the sickness coming upon Eva altogether. 

Miranda would cook most of the meals and everything would be made homemade, nothing is eaten from premade products. Couldn’t fully explain my headcanon with this besides the fact that Miranda made Rose’s baby food all homemade as Mia in the game. I do believe she does it because of the love she has for both you and Eva so she wants you to have good homemade food because of it, but I also believe it to be because she doesn’t like the idea of you two eating something not fresh or healthy

This is especially true if such premade products did somehow make it into the village. Just know you will not be getting them (unfortunately)

Miranda cancels things just to spend time with you and Eva, I mean like the woman is basically with you the whole day. Basically, she is clingy when it comes to you two but don’t say that to her or else you will get a mean remark out of her.

Miranda's clinginess has her spending extra minutes in bed even after you wake up. Don’t even get me started on how long it would take her to get out of bed if Eva snuck into y’all’s bed in the middle of the night.

She always is holding Eva whenever she can, Eva could have been the type of baby that cries immediately after being put down and Miranda wouldn’t even care nor do anything to fix the behavior since she loves to have Eva close to her.

Not to mention Miranda does randomly come up to you and just warp one of her arms around you or lays her head down on your shoulder. Sometimes this could last for mere seconds or a good couple of minutes, it all just depends on if you are doing something interesting and she gets distracted by watching you.

Now if Miranda isn’t around you physically for whatever reason don’t worry because there is always a crow following you if you do go out with Eva when she isn’t there

OH TALKING ABOUT CROWS, ok ok so I have this cute headcanon that Miranda has specific crows she brings out for both you and Eva. Eva’s crow is the one you can see above her grave in the game, and yours would be a slightly bigger crow than the others you see. Oh, and that’s on purpose too because just in case you do get attacked while out and about the crow will always be watching over you and will be just strong enough to leave some damage on your attacker before Miranda gets there thanks to its slightly larger size.

Miranda reads Eva's bedtime stories almost every night. It just depends on Eva’s decision for that night. Not isn’t a surprise that Miranda is a good storyteller since the woman is dramatic at times, but yeah, Miranda is a very good storyteller. Not to mention her voice is very calming as she is reading stories to Eva, so it’s very hard not to go to sleep with such a soft voice soothing you to sleep.

Miranda spoils both you and Eva a lot. It’s very obvious Eva would get anything she wants after being gone from Miranda’s life for so long, but when it comes to you as her wife, it’s more surprising. Before you even became her wife — during the courting stage — Miranda appears randomly and just hands you gifts, especially jewelry. Even after you both marry Miranda still comes up to you when you’re taking care of the house and just handing you a random gift. No reason and even if you ask you won’t get a good explanation anyway.

Miranda also doesn’t let you pay for anything with your own money, you can only purchase things under Miranda’s name/money. Is this also because of her unknowing want to spoil you? Yes.

Hmmm, yeah I think that’s all the headcanons I got for family woman Miranda. Am probably going reblog this post if I think of some more cute headcanons

[littledeathdove]

She is serving the baddest face card right here

The baddest 🥵

[littledeathdove]

Are you blue eyed Miranda person?

Or grey eyed Miranda person?

Definitely a blue eyed Miranda person,

When I first even got interested into Miranda I used to be obsessed with her eyes I wouldn’t say it was because of her eye color though lol

I never thought anyone would think of Miranda having grey eyes but now that am looking at some photos I’m seeing how someone would be on the grey eyed team

Honestly I believe that Miranda eyes are either really light blue at times to the point that it looks grey or that Miranda eyes simply just change color sometimes

Her eyes changing colors likely isn’t canon but I still like that little headcanon

TYSM FOR THE ASK 🫶🏾🫶🏾